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Owen Wilson (“The Grand Budapest Hotel,” “Zoolander 2”) and Ed Helms (“The Hangover” films, “We’re the Millers”) star in the Alcon Entertainment comedy “Father Figures,” marking the directorial debut of veteran cinematographer Lawrence Sher (“The Hangover” films).  
 
Wilson and Helms are Kyle and Peter Reynolds, brothers whose eccentric mother raised them to believe their father had died when they were young. When they discover this to be a lie, they set out together to find their real father, and end up learning more about their mother than they probably ever wanted to know.  
 
"FATHER FIGURES - Official Redband Trailer"

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There are over 70 million fathers in the U.S. Inventive fathers, athletic, brave. But not everyone knows who their father is. For 40 years, we thought we did until today. 
I wasn't sure who your father was.  
How does that work? 
It was the crazy 70s. Everybody was high and fucking. 
So much fucking. 
Monogamy wasn't exactly a priority.  
I've always wondered where I got my zest for lovemaking. Now we know. 
Our father's been out there this whole time.  
Operation Who's Your Daddy. The top mission is finding dad. Submission is gonna be having stone crabs. Mission below that, getting you laid.  
Mom actually dated Terry Bradshaw? Do you remember a woman named Helen Baxter? 
Talk about a blast from the past. She had the tightest ass you've ever seen. And a set of tits...She really knew how to 'em if you know what I mean. She had a mouth...I mean, that tongue almost cost us a Super Bowl.  
She's our mom. 
Why don't you just stop this foolishness? 
This is it.  
What are you doing here? 
We think we're your sons.  
Excuse me for a minute. There is no fucking way those two jackasses are my kids! 
He runs hot! Just like you. 
Doesn't even fucking look like me! 
Give the man a ride! 
He could easily be a serial killer. 
We got a nervous Nellie here. Are you a serial killer?  
I am not a serial killer. 
You just emphasized the word 'serial'. Like I'm a killer but not a serial killer. 
But that was totally unintended. 
You're still not saying I promise I'm not a killer. We can give you a ride but... Those aren't too tight, are they? 
Almost kill you, can't kill you. 
Hello. 
Dad? 
We got a runner! 
You shot dad. 
What was that? 
Ahh, I think it was a person.  
The universe has a tendency to point you in the right direction.  
Yes.  
Guys, my negro spider senses is tingling. Motherfuckers, there's a motherfucking train coming! Go! 
Father Figures.  
Does the name Helen Baxter ring a bell? 
It does more than ring a bell. I think I just came in my pants. Damn, man. That woman could fuck. She was like a dick whisperer. 
She's our mom. 
All we did was cuddle. 
 
(Lyrics)Here we go! 
Na na na na na na na na 
I ain't got nothing but a little soul 
A little tune to play and make the good times roll 
 
(Lyrics) Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, sometimes I get a good feeling, yeah 
I get a feeling that I never never never never had before, no no 
I get a good feeling, yeah 
Oh, oh, sometimes I get a good feeling, yeah

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This December 
Prepare For The Ultimate 
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Father Figures 
December 22 
#FatherFigures

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