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We’re proud to announce basketball hall of famer Shaquille O'Neal as our new CFO.

"Meet Carnival’s New CFO – Shaquille O’Neal | #ChooseFun | Carnival"

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We at Carnival take our mission to be America's most fun vacation very seriously. So, I'm making changes at the top, effective immediately. Mr. O'Neal is perfect for the job. His unparalleled passion and unique business acumen are a tremendous asset.
Need those numbers by 5:00 today.
Duck, duck...goose!
Just hit me on the email, Shaq@Carnival.com and four tickets will be delivered to your house first thing in the morning.
Who is this?
Have you not heard?
No. About what?
CFO.
Oh, really?
Wanna know what else? Tag! You're it! Run!
I'm excited for the immediate impact Shaq will make...come in.
President Duffy, I turned the conference room into a ball pit. Marco Polo in 15.
Choose fun, baby.

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Christine Duffy
Carnival President
Shaquille O'Neal
Carnival CFO
Carnival
Choose Fun

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