RITAS Spritz | Sour Grapes

Introducing, NEW RITAS Spritz. It’s fruity. It’s fizzy. It’s fun as f*#$! #HAVEARITA

Three women named Rita introduce us to Ritas Spritz.

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New Ritas Spritz is like fruity sparkling wine - without the wine.
So it doesn't taste like sour grape milk.
We've been drinking since 1973, and new Ritas Spritz is pretty good.
This swirling does absolutely nothing for its fruity flavor.

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New Fruity Fizzy Ritas Spritz

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