IKEA XMAS Silence the Critics 60" UK

Voiceover, Dialog, Spoken Text, Script, or Lyrics


I must confess
This place ain't blessed
This place is a mess (disgusting)
This table's older than the pyramids (older)
At least it's younger than the mirror is
Hmmm, those curtains are looking tired
Decorations are tired
Look, your style is fired
It's like somebody hit you with a bulldozer
If your house is a car it would get pulled over
Excuse me please, this is very very very very unacceptable

Silence the critics. IKEA, the wonderful everyday. Fresh and clean.

Written Text

Dinner at yours tonight?
Nordviken extendable table

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