Two men are in the office breakroom. One man is holding a glass crystal ball, explaining to the other man that his crystal ball can tell the future. He asks the crystal ball if there will be free Doritos in the office today, then throws the ball at the vending machine, breaking the glass front. "I think that's a yes!". 
The second man later takes the ball to ask if he will get a raise. He throws the ball down the hall, but accidentally hits his boss in the crotch with the ball instead. "Promotion? Not in your future."

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Doritos. Snack Strong.

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