This commercial begins with a young girl (Virginia) with large glasses sitting by herself in an otherwise empty school classroom doing homework looking at chemical models in a textbook. We then see her at a science fair with her chemistry project consisting of a huge molecule model. She is then seen on a game show getting all the answers right. Later she is running for class office by promising flu shots for everyone, and shortly after that we see her graduating with her fellow classmates in white graduation gowns. When she receives her diploma, the principal has a hoarse voice which she explains is an inflamed uvula. At the end we see she used all this studying, hard work, and knowledge to become a Target pharmacist.

Voiceover, Dialog, Spoken Text, Script, or Lyrics

I'm a curious seeker. 
I am a chemistry aficionado.  
Diphenhydramine, Magnesium hydroxide, Athlete's foot 
I'm a people pleaser. If elected, I promise flu shots for all. 
I'm a walking medical dictionary. 
Congratulations Virginia. 
Inflamed uvula. 
I'm Virginia. I'm a Target pharmacist, and I'm here to answer your questions.

Written Text

Mark ($0), Virginia ($2700), Jill ($50) 
Expect more. Pay less.

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