Duke Nukem Forever Commercial

They used to tell stories of a man who saved the world. A man who's very presence sent aliens running back to their mother ships. A man who disappeared without a trace. When the invaders came back, they came back angry. They tore our planet apart bit by bit, but they made one mistake. They shouldn't have gone after our women. Dammit. Why do they always take the hot ones? Right in the jewels. Rest in pieces. What? Did you think I was gone forever? Hell, I'd still hit it. Ah yeah. Coochie coochie. What about the game Nuke, was it any good. Yeah, but after 12 years, it should be. You want it You need it And now we're fucking bringing it He's ready He's rested He's really, really all out of gum Duke Nukem Forever

This commercial / video game trailer features numerous clips from the game. We interupt this broadcast for a special news bulletin. In his speech on Thursday, the President said he remains cautions but optimistic regarding the recent alien visitation. He urged all citizens to avoid taking any actions that may seem aggressive such as discharging firearms or making lewd gestures. Fuck yea, I'm back baby. Shake it baby. Oh yeah. Ew. Kick ass. Hell, I'd still hit it. Hail to the king, baby. (Lyrics) Stroke me, stroke me It's as easy as 1, 2, 3 I'll touch you if you touch me Don't talk, drop to your knees I'll tell you what the fuck I mean If you're over 18 then it's on I don't give a shit if you live with your mom I know you heard about me Hey little lady, don't you say maybe You and I can leave right now Let's get naked, shake your money maker Baby I'm gonna show you how News 17 - Burger IPO hits market next week... Jugmeister beer bought by EDF Come Get Some Duke Nukem Forever