"Captain Morgan's Ride Home"
This commercial shows a bunch of pirates on a small boat. Several of them are playing instruments including a piano, a flute, and a horn as others clap and dance along. As the camera moves by, we see that this boat is tied to another boat where everyone is also partying. This boat is also tied to another tiny boat where a single old man is pulling the entire line by rowing. The point of the commercial is that if you are going to drink, get a designated driver.
Voiceover, Dialog, Spoken Text, Script, or Lyrics
Captain Morgan, to life, love, and loot.
I am a passenger, and I ride
Designate a driver, Captain's orders.
To life, love, and loot.