M&M's Commercial

In his search for the perfect peanut, the Peanutty Professor (David Koechner) encounters some formidable foes, like his ex-girlfriend. "The Peanutty Professor - Ex-Girlfriend" Let's close up shop, Mort. I can't see anymore peanuts today. 65,000's my limit. What about 65,001? We're closed. Hello, Peanutty. Connie! My ex-girlfriend. Who burned down our apartment. And sold my shelling machine. Ugh. You mean your hammer? Shelling machine. I've brought you something. What? A soup bowl full of mockery? No, not today. I brought you the perfect peanut. Where'd you find that? Under the bleachers at our son's baseball game. Look at it. Look at it, Peanutty, it's beautiful! It's got nice color. The shape's perfect from here. Will it hold up under scrutiny, I doubt it. Oh, just look at it, will you? It's a bleacher nut, Connie. Trust me, I know what I'm...oh my! Oh. Hold on. Oh God. Of course it would have to be you that brought me the perfect peanut. Of course it would. Oh my. Connie, you've done it. My search is over! It's the perfect peanut! Oh, Connie! It's the perfect...oh, no. NO! Oooh that's good! Nooooo! Oh, what a peanutty nightmare. I have a son? The Peanutty Professor in the Search For The One We're Nuts About Peanuts, Too Only 1 in 100 Peanuts Is Lucky Enough To Become An M&M's Peanut

"M&M's - The M&M's Man (1970's, USA)" I'm an M&M's plain chocolate center! And I'm a roasted peanut! And he's the M&M's Candies Man! The milk chocolate melts in your mouth, not in your hand! (Lyrics) Who dumps M&M's? (Who dumps M&M's) In chocolate can you guess (In chocolate can you guess) And covers them in candy so there is no chocolate mess The M&M's man (the M&M's Man) The M&M's man and he adds a lot of love to make it all taste good M&M's Plain Chocolate Candies M&M's Peanut Chocolate Candies The milk chocolate melts in your mouth...not in your hand.

At a party, a group of women are sitting on a couch, talking to Miss Milk Chocolate M, who is wearing glasses, telling a story about a meeting with a Prime Minister when a man off to the side is looking at her, giggling because he thinks she is naked. As Miss M tells him that she is not naked, but that her shell is milk chocolate, the red M&M comes into the party, sees Miss M, excited to think that it's "That kind of party". The Red M&M whips off his red shell and begins dancing to the song 'Sexy and I Know It'. So then I said, Mr. Prime Minister, I'm flattered that you love chocolate, but I'm here strictly in a professional... what's wrong with him? He thinks you're naked. My shell is brown. It just looks like my milk chocolate is showing. Only a fool would think I'd actually show up naked. So, it's that kind of party! Hit it! (Lyrics) I'm sexy and I know it. Look at that body. Girl look at that body. I work out. Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, yeah. m not your average chocolate

A pink peanut M&M sits on a park bench, reading a magazine. A squirrel bounds over to the bench where the M&M is sitting. The pink M&M looks at the squirrel, who is now standing on it's hind legs, getting a better look. The M&M goes back to reading her magazine, but when she looks up again, she is totally surrounded by a whole group of squirrels. Squirrels who know she has a large peanut inside her candy shell. When you're an M&M, don't forget there might be a large peanut inside you. (Lyrics) This is the day Become an M mms.com

Ms. Brown, the brown M&M is at a party, talking to her friend. Ms. Brown, standing on a piano, is warned by her friend to stay away from Kristen, a red haired woman in a leopard print dress. Ms. Brown is told that Kristen can't control herself around chocolate. When the blonde friend leaves, Ms. Brown has an idea. Flash forward to the Red M&M leaving the party, hand in hand with Kristen, the chocoholic. Red thanks Ms. Brown for introducing him to Kristen, as Kristen drags Red down the stairs and to her car. Once in the car, Red asks Kristen if she wants to go somewhere to get something to eat. Kristen tells Red that right here is just fine, as she locks the car doors, and Red starts to scream "Oh noooo!". Parties are always better with M&Ms. Unless you're "Red". Susie is dying to meet you. Oh, steer clear of Kristen. She can't control herself around chocolate. She'll devour you. Really? I'd be a terrible friend if I didn't warn you. Gotta go. Thanks for introducing us! Anything for a friend. Ooh, strong grip! Ow! So, you wanna grab a bite somewhere? Here's fine. Oh no. Oh no! parties are better with m #betterwithmms