This commercial begins with Jerry Seinfeld in an Acura showroom. He is looking at the sporty Acura NSX and tells the salesman he wants the first one. The car salesman tells him that he is number 2 on the waiting list. Jerry goes over to talk to #1 to see if he can convince him to switch places. First he tries to bribe him with just $20, but soon he gets much more creative.
Seinfeld shows up at the man's house, and says he'll "throw in the Soup Nazi". He shows up later at the man's work with the "last living Munchkin" who is dressed in a flower suit. He offers a "dancing holographic monkey", and to talk to the omelet guy. He even shows up for Thanksgiving dinner at the guy's house to do a stand-up act. Jerry does a sock puppet routine from Jersey Gangland, shows the man a dead alien in a body bag, and takes him on a speedboat that goes so fast their clothes fly off. Finally Jerry offers him access to his personal network of zip lines running through Manhatan (NYC). This offer tempts the man who is just about to say yes when Jay Leno (who is a well known car collector) flies up in a personal jetpack "flying squirrel suit". The man immediately accepts this better offer and he and Leno fly off together.
At the end, Jerry is sitting in a restaurant booth with the alien, the Soup Nazi, and the last living Munchkin still upset about not getting the car.
Voiceover, Dialog, Spoken Text, Script, or Lyrics
Jerry: I want it. I would love to have the first one.
Salesman: I'm so sorry Mr. Seinfeld, but you are number two on the list.
Jerry: Who's number one?
Salesman: That guy.
Jerry: That guy. So, you're number 1.
Jerry: How'd you like to be number 20? I'll throw in the Soup Nazi.
Soup Nazi: Soup for you!
Jerry: I own all the characters... Last living Munchkin.
#1: I thought he passed away.
Jerry: I found another one. Dancing holographic monkey?
#1: I have one.
Jerry: I'll make small talk with the omelet guy for you. You ever take an egg home with you? Is your head that shape underneath the hat? Do you ever feel bad about coming out of the toilet - coming right back to work here? Nobody knows it, but you do. Anybody like dirty limericks?
Old Woman: Yams?
Jerry: Nobody wants any yams, sweetheart. I'm trying to get a roll going. I'll act out last weeks episode of Jersey Gangland for you with sock puppets. M? is dead. I am ?? now.
#1's Wife: He's still here?
Jerry: How about a new boat? Whoa! Final offer. For the record, I don't think I like you as much as I did in the beginning.
#1: I'm listening.
Jerry: Access to my personal network of Manhattan ziplines.
#1: Wow! Impressive. You got the first Acura NSX.
Jay Leno: How about a Jet Pack Flying Squirrel Suit? New York to L.A. in 20 minutes.
#1: It's yours!
Announcer: The Acura NSX. It's coming.
Jerry: Alright. Can we talk about something else?
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