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This commercial begins like a cooking show. A man is going to show us how to make Doritos at home. He gathers all the ingredients which include things like Fireballs, Mountain Air, a Harpsichord, and a Lucky Penny and gets started. This doesn't include finding a unicorn and making it cry so you can gather its tears. Special instructions are also provided for Cool Ranch Doritos, and a warning is provided not to substitute ingredients. At the end, the man starts to show us the finished product, but he ends up making gold instead - and it's not the first time.

Voiceover, Dialog, Spoken Text, Script, or Lyrics

Everyone likes Doritos, right? Well today I'm going to show you how to make your own. 
Okay to save time, I've already gathered the ingredients. Now, of course the hardest part about this is gonna be finding a unicorn and then making it cry. If you guys are gonna be making Cool Ranch, you wanna go ahead and add two dashes of an autumn breeze and half a horse's whinny. 
And we are done. It's time for us to enjoy our delicious Dori... ah! I made gold again! What am I gonna do with all this gold?

Written Text

Doritos Nacho Cheese 
Make your own 
 
Staff of Anubis, Philosopher Stone, Rubber Hammer, Rubber Nails, Moon Rock Salt, Archimedes Screw, Harpsichord, Parachute, Blank, Bag of Holding, Cloud Mist, Elven Joy, Lucky Penny, Love Song, Erlenmeyer Flask, Marcoscope, Sense of Wonder, Blankety Blanks, Temporal Glitch, Haiku, Nods, Sweeps, Beeps, Deeps, Sneeps, Reeps, Winks, Memories, Fireballs, Congratulations, Laughter, Star Dust, Rings of a Tree, Mother's Approval, Mountain Air, Cheesiness, Inspiring Footage, Smiles, Secret Ingredient, Smell of Morning, Love, Salt 
 
Danger: Do not Substitute Ingredients! 
 
Doritos 
 
Super Bowl XLVI commercial, Super Bowl 46 commercial, Super Bowl 2012 commercial  
Superbowl XLVI commercial, SuperBowl 46 commercial, SuperBowl 2012 commercial  
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Superbowl XLVI ad, SuperBowl 46 ad, SuperBowl 2012 ad

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