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Not-so-Slim Shady. What's up dude? I haven't seen you since high school. Hey! Titty twister! Stop! Stop! You're good at this, huh? Yeah. Test results gentlemen. Such bull. You're really good at this? Yeah. Hey, you wanna be friends? Yeah, I do. Get ready for a lifetime of being bad asses. Oh, I am. I thought this job would have more car chases and explosions. You're dead. Yours isn't loaded right? Yeah, that's no fun. What's up Chief? We got our first bust. Yes, yes, pop, pop. You forgot to read him his Miranda Rights. Do you even know the Miranda Rights? Look, it obviously starts with, you have the right to remain an attorney. Did you say, "You have the right to be an attorney"? You do have the right to be an attorney if you want to. We're reviving a cancel/unrecover program from the 80's. Where do we report to? Down on Jump Street. 21 Jump Street. You are here because you some Justin Beaver (sic), Miley Cyrus-looking mutts. You will be going in as undercover high school students. You have exceptional muscle tone there young man. When did you go through puberty? Seven or something? There's a new synthetic drug at Sagen High. The mission is, find the supplier. I think the dealers are the popular kids. We throw a party. That would be the quickest way to get in with them. Don't give nobody no drugs. No alcohol. I promise you we'll be super professional. Take it here just so I know you're cool. Have fun. Are you guys on drugs? I don't like that. Put your tongue back in your mouth. Lots of things make me wonder about you. Your taste in music, the fact that you look like a 40 year old man, After what you pulled yesterday, there's no way you could be cops right? Let me check out your chest - check out your test. Will you go to prom with me? That was crazy. When did I get stabbed? That's awesome. Why do you always jump across the car like that? Cause it looks awesome. You try it. Are you okay? I think I crapped my pants. (Lyrics) All I do is party, I, I, I Bounce low, bounce high
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Metropolitan City Police Academy (MCPA) MCPD Fight Gear 37 F Official Metropolitan City Police Officer's Entrance Exam, Social Security No. 225-755-????, Name Cadet, Room No., Seat No., Date 100 A Radio Procedure Jenko, Schmidt Deputy Chief Hardy 21 Jump St. From Columbia Pictures and MGM Pictures Liquor March 2012