M&M's Commercial

A green M&M stands on a stool in front of the bathroom mirror. The green peanut M&M is balding, with just a ring of brown hair on his head. As he looks at himself in the mirror, he is wondering where his ear holes are, and if he should make new ones. The M&M holds up a cordless drill, gives it a whirl, but decides not to drill ear holes in his candy shell head. When you're an M&M you might wonder, "Where are my ear holes? Should I make new ones?". Hmm, no. (Lyrics) This is the day Become an M mms.com

Scott walks in on his wife and catches her red handed. "Eating in Bed" Scott! It's not what it looks like. Come on, Liz. It's exactly what it looks like. I-I was... How? How-how-how could you do this to me? Honey, I-I... I thought we agreed to share him! So that's what you meant by dessert! Psst! Scott's home early.

After receiving an urgent dispatch, Mort and the Professor (David Koechner) immediately start packing. "The Peanutty Professor - Pack Our Bags" Ha ha. Ha ha ha! Good show, Teddy. Yes, you think you found the one? Very good then. We'll make haste to Burma. Mort! Yes! Mort! Right behind you. Mort man! I'm here! Oh good. We're going to Burma. We'll need to make a list. The usual items, but this time, let's bring along a white flag to surrender. We don't want that mistake again. Uh, ransom money for the tribal Chief. Plaster of Paris. My lucky crutches. Uh, a snake bite kit. Flare gun. Grave markers, yours and mine. Last desperate letters home. Mine and yours if you wish. Don't know who you'd write to. Probably write to me, wouldn't we, Mort? Yeah. You can just tell me when we're there. We're going to Burma, Mort! Did I say monkey repellent? The Peanutty Professor in the Search For The One We're Nuts About Peanuts, Too Only 1 in 100 Peanuts Is Lucky Enough To Become An M&M's Peanut.

"M&M'S Trailer PSA" This fake public service announcement is shown in movie theaters to tell people to turn off their cell phones. It features the M&M's characters in various action movie situations such as getting a secret mission, driving an out of control bus, listening in on criminals, questioning criminals, leaping to a helicopter from an exploding building, or defusing a bomb. The action stops when someone's cell phone rings and the Red M&M walks off the set. This is your mission. No, this is an envelope. We're all gonna die! I don't know anything. Do you think I'm an idiot? Really? This is the most important scene and your cell phone rings. Huh, this is why we don't make movies. Uh, what is it still counting? The following preview has been approved for all audiences by the Association of People Who Don't Exist, Inc. Classified When the world needs a hero The fate of humanity Rests in their hands Cell phones ruin movies. Please turn them off.

M&M'S - 'M&M'S Again', :06 Red found a lucky penny and made a wish to be human (Danny DeVito) but things didn't go well and now he wants be an M&M'S again. He turns back into a real (not a cartoon/living M&M and gets stepped on by someone walking down the sidewalk. I wish I were an M&M again. Ow. M M&M's Always fun.