This commercial begins with a man trying to watch TV on cable, but he can't find anything good. He gets depressed over this and attends a self-help, motivational seminar which makes him feel like a winner. Because he's feeling like a winner, he decides to go to Las Vegas to actually win something. Unfortunately, feeling like a winner, doesn't bring you luck in Vegas and soon he loses all his money and is seen sleeping on a bus stop bench. To get money, he pulls out his hair, puts it in a bag and sells it to a wig shop.

Voiceover, Dialog, Spoken Text, Script, or Lyrics

When you have cable and can't find something good to watch, you get depressed. 
When you get depressed, you attend seminars. 
When you attend seminars, you feel like a winner. 
When you feel like a winner, you go to Vegas. 
When you go to Vegas, you lose everything. 
And when you lose everything, you seel your hair to a wig shop. 
Don't sell your hair to a wig shop. 
Get rid of cable, and upgrade to DirecTV 
Packages starting at $29.99/mo., 1-800-DIRECTV

Written Text

Awaken your potential - Meet the man behind the motivation - Guru of Inspiration 
Hello, My Name is Dan 
Pink Motel 
Air Conditioned by refrigeration, TV, Cafe 
Get rid of Cable. 
DirecTV, DirectTV, Direc TV, Direct TV

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