A man is being interviewed for a job. As his prospective employer reads over his resume, the man sits uncomfortably in his chair, because he is suffering from serious gas. When an assistant enters the office, to let the woman know that her son "Rip" is on "line TOOT" the man turns to the side to sneak a Gas-X chewable tablet, to get rid of his internal issues so he can continue his interview in comfort.

Voiceover, Dialog, Spoken Text, Script, or Lyrics

Impressive resume. I see you're flatulent in three languages, graduated top of your gas... 
Got gas on your mind? 
Your son Rip is on line toot. 
Try Gas-X. Powerful relief from pressure and bloating in a fast-dissolving chewable. Gas-X. Pressure's off.

Written Text

Pressure's Off.

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