The commercial begins by showing the outside of a brick apartment building, at night, in the pouring rain. As the music plays, a head of iceberg lettuce is shown, sitting on the couch watching television, dropping facial tissues on the floor. There are pictures in the apartment of the head of lettuce and a bottle of salad dressing. The lettuce is sitting in front of the refrigerator, the door wide open, the inside nearly empty. The lettuce is alone in bed, with several empty cartons of ice cream scattered about the unmade bed. When the lettuce goes to the window, looking across the way to another building, it sees the Kraft Anything Dressing dancing with other foods - chicken, hot dogs, tomatoes, cucumbers, shish kabobs, etc.

Voiceover, Dialog, Spoken Text, Script, or Lyrics

(Lyrics) Something told me it was over 
when I saw you and him talking 
(lyrics) who's vibin' 
you're vibin' 
I'm vibin' 
we're vibin' 
The break-up is official. Kraft salad dressing is now seeing other foods. Introducing Anything dressing. From Kraft.

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Kraft Anything Dressing 
Classic Ranch 
Balsamic Vinaigrette 
Zesty Italian 
Honey Mustard 
Classic Catalina 
Thousand Island

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