Trailer for The Guilt Trip

Voiceover, Dialog, Spoken Text, Script, or Lyrics

Andy! Andy! 
Hey Ma. 
Oh, my baby. Look at you. Your hair is so long. 
You know Andy invented a new product, and he's going to travel door-to-door selling it. 
Like Avon? 
Brushes or something? 
No, not even close. 
Are you seeing anyone? 
Please don't be disgusting. I thought you were seeing that girl with the exotic name. 
Dad died when I was 8 years old. You haven't been on one date since then. 
This is you worrying about me. You don't have to because I'm fine. 
You want to come on my trip with me, mom? 
You want to drive cross-country with me? 
Yeah, no, we won't be gone long. It's only 8 days. 
I can't wait. Andy I am so excited. Alright, the adventure begins. 
Promise me you will never pick up a hitchhiker. 
I promise I will never pick up a hitchhiker. 
Good, they rape. 
They are ready for your presentation. 
Good luck sweetheart. 
Thank you ma'am. Nice to meet you. 
Exit highway in 1.5 miles. 
What are you doing! 
Please turn that off. 
Mom, get off the freeway. 
You know, I think I'm gonna drive from now on. 
Good idea. 
Do you have any rooms available. 
One for you and your lady. 
Andy, they have clip-on frog earrings. 
Oh, dude, don't wink at me. It's my mother. Are you insane. 
Look, there's a restaurant there. Does that say tapas? I love tapas. 
That's not what it says, ma. 
Please don't sit near me. 
What you were a baby, your penis started to turn purple. 
I almost threw up all over the table. 
You'd tell me if your penis started to turn purple again? 
My penis could literally grow an eyeball and I wouldn't tell you. 
If you can eat a 50 ounce steak in under and hour, you get it for free. 
You know how I can eat. 
Is that your mom? 
I would not lie about that. 
This week really didn't go how I planned. 
I always wanted to see the Grand Canyon. 
I know. 
How long are we supposed to look at it? 
10 minutes? It seems disrespectful to look at it any longer than that. 
Who will know? 
Good point. 
That was the last time I was ever their daughter. 
What a nice chapter. 
It's okay, I picked up a hitchhiker. 
Take your mama out all night 
Take your mother 
Take your momma

Written Text

Paramount 100 Years 
Skydance Productions 
From the director of The Proposal 
Welcome Mature Singles Club 
8 Days, 3000 Miles, One Mother of a roadtrip 
This Christmas, the farther they go, the closer they get. 
Capital City Topless 
Streisand, Rogen 
The Guilt Trip 
Christmas Day

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