Description"KFC Happy Holidays: Aunts"
This commercial shows a man sitting on a couch between two woman. The woman are chatting and gossiping NON-STOP, and barely even take time to breathe. He just sits between them wishing for death, but gets an idea instead - he hands each of them a piece of chicken from the bucket of KFC in front of them. They start eating the chicken and immediately stop talking, and he smiles with relief.
Voiceover, Dialog, Spoken Text, Script, or LyricsWhat's wrong with you, why aren't you dating somebody?
His last girlfriend, did she have teeth?
I'm not even sure she had any.
She had the biggest gums you've ever seen.
And then she wore that black lipstick.
The girl from before, with the skinny lips.
Honey let me show you how to wear lipstick so you look like you have them.
I'm like, do you need a straw?
Do you remember?
He has a thing for women with weird mouths.
Do you remember back in high school?
That was the last girlfriend I liked.
She was sweet.