Apple iPhone 5 Commercial

"Apple – Don’t Blink" Missed our big launch news? Here it is in 107 seconds. Don't blink. One nit is approximately the light emitted by a common candle. Therefore, a thousand nits equals a thousand candles worth of brightness. (Lyrics) Sweet home, Alabama This Is Apple's Big Launch in 107 seconds Ready? Try not to blink 3 2 1 Tim Cook Pharrell and James Cordon Carpool to the auditorium Tim walks onto the stage He says Bonjour Ciao! Hola Ola! Hello everybody. I have something to show you This is 7 Seven Siete Sept Two sizes. Two new blacks. Black black. And really black. Jet Black. Black so black It's black to the core. Here's the whole lineup It has an A10 Fusion chip a customizable Home button two speakers a 25% brighter Retina HD display the longest battery life of any iPhone ever and a totally new 12 megapixel camera that takes unbelievable photos even in low-light situations like: The 7 Plus has all of that plus another camera two total with incredible optical & digital zooms and the design has been re-engineered to make the 7 resistant to [water] Oh yeah and the headphone jack from over 100 years ago has been removed (shocker) for the more versatile Lightning port or you can go wireless super wireless with these smart quick-charging great-sounding magical headphones called AirPods Tick. Tock. What time is it? This is the new 2 Apple Watch Series 2 Water resistant. Really water resistant. It has built-in GPS. A super fast dual-core processor. A bunch of new faces. A bunch of new bands. Plus there's this little partnership Apple Watch | Nike+ And this 4x stronger than steel ceramic one All with our brightest screen ever at 1,000 nits. nits? Thank You NYU Professor of Physics Back to the stage. Tim says check out all of this other stuff: The iPhone 7 has a six-element camera lens, Optical Image Stabilization, an f/1.8 aperture, wide color capture for more vibrant photos A Quad-LED True Tone flash that is 50% brighter than the iPhone 6s, faster focus, a new 7 MP FaceTime HD camera, 1080p HD video recording at 30 fps or 60 fps, up to 2x faster processing than iPhone 6, up to 3x faster graphics than iPhone 6, a solid-state Home button with a new Taptic Engine, two speakers instead of one, and available with 32GB, 128GB or 256GB of storage. Are you still reading this? Amazing. The iPhone 7 Plus also has a wide-angle f/1.8 aperture and a telephoto f/2.8 aperture, an optical zoom at 2x and a digital zoom up to 10x. AirPods have an Apple-designed W1 chip, detect when they're in your ear and pause when you take them out, a voice accelerometer recognizes when you're speaking, beamforming microphones filter out external noise, support AAC audio, they come with a charging case that delivers more than 24 hours of battery life, and feature double-tap for Siri activation. The original Apple Watch got more powerful and is now called Series 1. The new Apple Watch Series 2 has a speaker that has been engineered to push out water, and is water resistant to 50m, the ceramic Apple Watch Edition is polished for up to 2 hours to achieve its pearly, lustrous finish that won't scratch or tarnish. Oh and there's also the brand new macOS Sierra and the new iOS 10. then drops the mic which means it is now okay for you to blink

The New iPad Pro — On Any Given Wednesday — Apple With the world's most advanced display, the powerful A10X Fusion chip, and a new 10.5-inch model, the new iPad Pro is everything you want modern computing to be. iOS 11 features shown. iOS 11 will be available as a free upgrade this fall. (Lyrics) Can't keep my hands to myself Think I'll dust 'em off, put 'em back up on the shelf In case my little baby girl is in need Am I coming out of left field? Ooh woo, I'm a rebel just for kicks, now Let me kick it like it's 1986, now Might be over now, but I feel it still We could fight a war for peace (Ooh woo, I'm a rebel just for kicks, now) Give in to that easy living Goodbye to my hopes and dreams Is it coming? Is it coming? Is it coming back? Ooh woo, I'm a rebel just for kicks, now Let me kick it like it's 1986, now Might be over now, but I feel it still Might've had your fill, but you feel it still A word is worth a thousand pictures The new iPad Pro Apple

You should never, ever, under any circumstances, underestimate how much Dwayne Johnson can get done in a day with Siri. Follow the world's busiest actor and Siri as they dominate the day. "iPhone 7 - The Rock x Siri Dominate the Day - Apple" This one's for earth. This one...is for earth! Bingo! Boom. Love that one. Felt it. Yeah, felt good. Hey, Siri, read my schedule. You have 25 appointments at 7:15, 7:20, 7:25... You're on the telly. With so many projects in the works, it seems like Dwayne Johnson can't possibly take on any more. That sounds like a challenge. Hey, Dwayne, where're we going, buddy? Dwayne! Buddy! Hey, Siri, show me my life goals list. I found 10 reminders. Thank you very much. Hey, Siri, get me a Lyft ride to LAX. Lyft can get you a ride in 60 seconds. Mind if I drive? I know a shortcut. You're uh... Yeah. Hey, Siri, what's the temperature in Rome today? The high temperature for today in Rome will be 80 degrees. And the low will be 59 degrees. So, do I pay you? It's on me. This is your new captain speaking. Looks like we have nice weather coming up for Rome, Italy, so sit back, relax. But this plane's going to Akron. Ah, this flight's going to Rome. Hey Siri, read me my last email. At 9:30 AM Visvim sent you an email about, Mr. Nakamura can discuss your fashion line. I'm out. Hey Siri, show me photos of my fashion line. Hiroki-san, what do you think? It doesn't really matter what I think. What do you think? Oh, I think it's show time. Everything in life is made up of four elements. Wind, fire, water, rock. Hey Siri, text Chef Ludo, "I want to cook." Hey Siri, how many ounces in a centiliter? One centiliter is 0.34 fluid ounces. I smell what the Rock is cooking. Merci, gimme some! Hey Siri, play my practice playlist. Hey Siri, FaceTime Dwayne. Making a FaceTime call to Dwayne. When are you getting back to set? Everybody's freaking out here, man. We still got the last shot. Don't worry, I'll be there, OK? OK, well I'm gonna go get fired. Bye. Bye. Hey Siri, take a selfie. Hope I don't cause an eclipse. I promise he'll be here. He's very punctual. Just roll, or do whatever you do. Alright, if you say so. Alright, let's roll film, please! This one's for Earth! Cut! Alright, that felt good. DJ, that was amazing, man! Are you OK? Of course you're OK. I'm so glad you're all right, man. I'm so glad you're back. We got a lot to do. Yeah, yeah, we do have a lot to do. Hey Siri, create a new list. What should I call this list? Life goals - the sequel. OK. I've created it. No, normally I like sequels, but I think right now we need to push off on that and just keep you open for other projects. Hey SIri, you're the best. Thanks, Mr. Big Bald and Beautiful. Ah, I love you, too. The Rock X Siri Dominate The Day Apple

"Introducing iMac Pro - Apple" This is iMac completely remade for the professional user with the most powerful collection of workstation-class graphics, processors, storage, memory, and I/O of any Mac ever. Introducing iMac Pro. Power to the pro. Power to the Pro iMac Pro Available December Apple

"iPad Pro — So many things to love — Apple" Real problems…answered. You could do everything you love, if your computer was the new iPad Pro. How does an emo girl feel about the new iPad Pro? She hates everything about it. I hate everything. Well, you're really gonna hate the new iPad Pro because can do pretty much with it. Like type. Hate it. Take notes. Hate it. Or even multi-task. Multi-hate. Yeah, you can do all the things you hate. Great. georgie solis @yagirlgoergie Apr 6 - I hate everything Francois Pied Mr. Goldberg LNG 341 5 June 2017 Why I Hate Essays Like what even are words? They're just like lame old emojis that aren't even really trying. I can't even say something is "lit" without having to use three characters. Ugh. Gross. And they're all so blaah. Listen to this one "good." What the heck is that? "Good" sound like you're burping on purpose and politely. And what's so great about being "articulate"? That is like so ppppfffff. Like ew. Seriously. Gross. Stop. Just stop. Just no. Moreover, when I am most myself, I don't even use words. I use grunts, groans, sighs and meticulously crafted eye-rolls. My emotions are like way deeper than what can be expressed in a simple rearrangement of twenty-six dumb little letters. Words just... They say a picture is worth a thousand words, well, I say a picture is worth a picture, and words... cause you don't have to read it, you just look at it and boom! You get it. So bored. This town is laaaaaame. Yup. Hate it. Let's go to the city. Gross, hate the city, but yeah, let's do it. Where should we go? How about here? Yeah, lots of restaurants there. Yeah I hate restaurants. Me too. Ewww So many things to love The new iPad Pro Apple

"Apple - iPhone 5 - TV Ad - Discover" This commercial chooses 3 words and shows several ways to you discover or play with these words on the iPhone 5. It begins with "Rock" and shows how you can "play" a guitar on an app, a science app about actual hard rocks, a rocking chair in a shopping app, and a map of Alchatraz (known as "The Rock"). Next the word "Sharp" is chosen and we see an RPG game with people swinging swords, a sharply dressed man in a tux, a sharp, high resolution image of a bird viewed and zoomed in on the Retina display, and an app for tuning a guitar that is a bit sharp. The final word is "Discover" and we start with a space exploration app, a science app showing the skeleton of a dinosaur, a augmented reality app by Yelp showing nearby restaurants and businesses along with their reviews, and the Shazam app being used to discover new music. Rock! Sharp! Discover! Shine, Dream, Zoom, Create, Fun, Lively, Push, Do, Friend, Gorgeous, Miz, Start, Buzz, Vivid, See, Rock Tellurium: Te 52, Atomic Weight 127.60, Density 6.240G/cm3, Melting Point 449.51 C, Boiling Point 988 C, Wolfram Alpha. Tellurium is the most beautiful element name. From the Latin for earth, it has a poetry about it unmatched by any other (I have a special fondness for the name) By Design within Reach, Eames Molded Plastic Rocker - The Eames Molded Plastic Rocker (1948), often known as the RAR (Rocker height, Alcatraz Reach, Walk, Hello, Build, Score, Travel, Joyful, Happy, Meet, Boom, Feel, Plan, Know, Strive, Show, Sharp Water Hit! Tuxedo, Belvest, Solid Tuxedo Equal temperament, Cleartune Bold, Run, Anywhere, Now, Snap, Jam, Spark, Wiz, Share, Favorite, Wow, Smile, Easy, Helpful, Go, Discover Saturn Who does this skeleton belong to Yelp S Listening, Shazam, Jessie Baylin Beautiful, Active, Top, Curious, Exciting, Simple, Fast, Intelligent, Bold, Powerful, Love, All, Energy, Awesome, iPhone Content from iTunes

T-Mobile | "Changing" Apple iPhone 5 This commercial features an Apple iPhone 5 sitting behind a glass display case in an all-white room. When the phone is put on the T-Mobile network, the glass case shatters, and the announcer tells us about the features of the T-Mobile network. It's the phone that's revolutionizing phones. Make sure it's running on the carrier that's revolutionizing wireless. Introducing iPhone5 on T-Mobile. With our advanced nationwide 4G network, and no more restrictive annual contracts required, only T-Mobile let's your iPhone be as great as an iPhone 5. Advanced nationwide 4G network No restrictive annual contracts Freedom from restrictions T-Mobile un-leash TMobile unleash #SimpleChoice t-mobile.com

This commercial for the Apple iPhone features the new earphones, that are now ear-shaped. The commercial shows different ears, and how their shape is not round, but instead, "ear-shaped". The new headphones have a different shape, to fit better in ears. Ears are weird. I don't know what shape that is, but it's not round. So why would headphones be round? They should be shaped like this: ear shaped. You know, so they fit in your ears. iPhone 5

"Thumb" This commercial begins with someone's hand. They show how far their thumb can move. Then they put the new iPhone 5 in their hand and show how their thumb can move from one corner of the screen to the other opposite corner. We them resizing and cropping a photo of a kid with a surf board using just their thumb. Your thumb. It goes from here to here. This bigger screen goes from here to here. Yeah, that's either A: an amazing coincidence, or B: a dazzling display of common sense. Pretty sure it's the common sense thing. Chris Shaw Ping pong skills iPhone 5 iPhone5

"T-Mobile "Mousetraps" Apple iPhone 5 :30 commercial" It's the phone that's revolutionizing phones. And while some carriers restrict it with annual contracts, data limits and congested networks, there's one network that doesn't. Introducing iPhone 5 on T-Mobile. Now your iPhone 5 can be as great as an iPhone 5. The choice is simple T-Mobile Unleash