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"The Motherhood" 
This advert features a mom doing a rap about parenthood and her Fiat 500L. Word to your mother. The song she sings is full of puns based on motherhood, but sound like gangster talk such as: 
* This is my crib and these are my babes (real baby crib and babies) 
* Got my bitches by my side (actually her female lap dogs) 
* My hose in the back (an actual garden hose, not female ho-s)

Voiceover, Dialog, Spoken Text, Script, or Lyrics

This is my crib, and these are my babes 
My life and body have somewhat changed 
I'm livin' it large and by large I mean bigger 
At least now I know the difference between a tractor and a digger 
I express like the best from these holes in my chest 
Wear my nursing bra like a bullet proof vest 
Got my bitches at my side and my hose in the back 
I swap my sexy handbag for a snot-stained sack 
My decor was smart, my taste was extra picky 
Now my surfaces are cluttered and nearly always sticky 
Work versus home is a mental combination 
With my elbows deep in infant defecation 
Wipe the sick off my coat, but the smell still lingers 
Gave up on real food, eat leftover fishfingers 
Once we'd talk about our lives, now the conversation switches 
We compare cesarean scars, episiotomy stitches 
It's the motherhood, it's another hood 
I'd like to welcome you, but now you're here for good 
We go from nappy rash to ending family feuds 
And I'm flooding up your timeline with my baby news 
Still got my wardrobe, but my thong now itches 
Designer sofa, but now there's puke in the stitches 
And I'm expressive, I express all the time 
'Cause the doc said, to not breastfeed is a crime 
Tried to get my bod' back with some yoga-lates 
Hit up the Zumba class, swing by these new pilates 
I'm on an Atkins hype, on a Keto diet 
I try avoid the bread so I nearly never buy it 
Pop a nappy on his butt without a changing matt 
CBeebies now my crew, and I'm tight with Postman Pat 
Sleep deprived and under house arrest 
Think I'd sell both kidneys just to get some rest 
Spend three months in PJ's, it was clearly a sign 
Joined a book club just so I could drink some wine 
My sterilizer's so dope, all my bottles be gleaming 
I got a blender out the back so I can start up the weaning 
It's the mother hood, it's another hood 
And once you're in the club, you're in for good 
Go from fighting nappy rash to endless doctor queues 
And I'm flooding up your timeline with my baby news 
Softplay, Gangsta, More G than your average mother 
I'm a school-run-taker, a fairy cake baker, deal-maker, orgasm faker, nit-raker, rattle-shaker 
Cheese grater, night time waker, I'm a placater, peace maker

Written Text

Snot Stained Sack 
Nearly Never Buy It 
Welcome to the Mother Hood 
500L Fiat 
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Dates: - August 2013
This Television Commercial refers to Fiat 500L Commercial
The Motherhood and The Fatherhood ads.

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