This is a movie trailer for the March 2013 film, 'The Incredible Burt Wonderstone', starring Steve Carell, Steve Buscemi, Olivia Wilde, Jim Carrey and ALan Arkin.  
"Incredible Burt Wonderstone - Official Trailer [HD]"

Voiceover, Dialog, Spoken Text, Script, or Lyrics

Listen to me, Burt. Nobody likes you. Nobody will ever like you.  
Welcome to the amazing world of magic! 
Ha ha ha! Everyone loves a magician, and they'll love you too. 
Do you wanna be my partner? 
More than anything! 
I'm Burt Wonderstone! 
And I'm Anton Marvelton. 
But of course you already knew that. 
Your ticket sales suck.  
Hmmm, what? 
Steve Gray, they're calling him the future of magic. 
That guy's a magician? He doesn't even have a costume. 
I'm sure you've seen people walk on red hot coals. But I don't think you've seen anyone spend the night on red hot coals. Aaaaaahhhhhhh! 
You need to do something fresh. 
So this is where old entertainers go to die. 
Mmm-hmm. And some not so old. 
May I see that for a minute? Watch this. 
What have you done? 
I'm a magician. I should've explained that to you earlier. 
You're Rance Holloway. I had your magic kit as a kid. 
I'll give you your money back.  
What you're feeling right now, that's why you became a magician.  
How did you do that? 
It's partially de-boned.  
What you do is not magic. 
It's natural for a dying leaf to be frightened by the Autumn wind. Your skin makes me cry.  
We need some sort of grand illusion. 
You and Burt Wonderstone plan to stay in the box an entire week? 
Aaaahhhh! I can't breathe! 
It's only been 20 minutes! 
This is the best trick ever! 
For 12 days he's held his urine. 
What is going through your mind? 
I really have to pee, Richard.  
It's time for my final disappearing act.  
Where did he go? 
He has gone to a better place. Goodbye Rance. 
He's under the bed. 
I know.  
(Lyrics) Abra-abra-cadabra 
I want to reach out and grab ya 
(Lyrics) Girl look at that body 
Girl look at that body 
Girl look at that body 
Girl look at that body 
I'm sexy and I know it 
(Lyrics) Let's show 'em why they call me Mr. Worldwide 
Why you think they call me Mr. Worldwide 
Let's show 'em why they call me Mr. Worldwide 
They call me Mr. Worldwide

Written Text

30 Years Later 
In Vegas You're Only As Hot 
As Your Last Trick 
This March 
Steve Carell 
Steve Buscemi 
Olivia Wilde 
with Alan Arkin 
and Jim Carrey 
The Incredible Burt Wonderstone 
March 2013

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