"AT&T TV Commercial - It's Not Complicated - Werewolf" 
This commercial shows the AT&T guy sitting around a table with a bunch of kids. He asks them if it's better to be fast than slow. One girl agrees it's better to be fast because then you won't get turned into a werewolf. She goes off on a tangent about all the bad things about being a werewolf to which the adult can only respond, "What?"

Voiceover, Dialog, Spoken Text, Script, or Lyrics

Guy: So do you guys think being fast is better than being slow? 
Kids: Yeah! Yes. 
Girl: It's better to be fast to not be bitten by a werewolf, and then you'll be turned into one, and you'll have to stay in, and then you'll have to get shaved because you'll be too hot, and then you're like, "a roo roo ra ra ra" which means, "I wish I was back to a human". 
Guy: What? 
Announcer: It's not complicated. Faster is better, and AT&T's the nation's fastest 4GLTE network for your iPhone5.

Written Text

Faster is better 
AT&T. The nation's fastest 4G LTE network for your iPhone 5. 
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