Plot / Description
This is a trailer for the 2013 film, 'Pain & Gain' starring Mark Wahlberg, Dwayne Johnson, Anthony Mackie, Tony Shaloub, Ed Harris and Rebel Wilson.
"Pain and Gain Official Trailer #1 (2013) - Michael Bay Movie HD"
Voiceover / Dialog / Script / Spoken Word
I'm hot! I'm big! No! No!
My name is Daniel Lugo, and I believe in fitness. All this began because it was time to push myself harder.
Oh, there you go, yes!
Otherwise, I was looking at another 40 years of wearing sweatpants to work.
Mr. Doorbal, are you currently using steroids?
I think they messed me up.
Don't worry, that's what we specialize in here. Penis magic.
I'm a self-made man. I made a lot of money.
Maybe yourself ought to spend some of it on a salad.
You know who invented salad? Poor people.
What's going on D.L.?
You ever just get tired of being where you are, A.J.?
No. I kinda like it here. I mean, the weights, the new...
I need a life, man.
When's the last time you paid your rent when it was due?
I got a plan to change that.
Where'd you do your time, pal?
How're you fixed for a job now?
You just can't kidnap a guy and take his things. That's so illegal.
Sure we can. Victor Kershaw is a criminal prick who deserves bad stuff to happen to him.
We go through with this, nobody gets hurt, right?
No, man. We snatch him, we grab him, he signs a few signatures, we give him a protein shake, he doesn't even know what happened! I watch a lot of movies, Paul. I know what I'm doing.
The Sun Gym gang has successfully acquired any asset you had.
What happens now?
Now I go to work.
I gotta get a pump.
That's it. That's good. It's hurts, I know it does. That's it. Get it.
You said no violence.
And I meant it when I said it, I swear to God.
I cannot kill.
Duly noted. Look, when this is over, we'll all go camping, alright?
June 17, 1995
This Is A True Story
From Director Michael Bay
Pain & Gain
Based on the magazine articles by Pete Collins.