"SLO Down Wines: Equestrianism" 
This commercial shows what appears to be a fancy dressed man in a tuxedo in a winery. He is talking about the Sexual Chocolate wine from SLO Down Wines, but when he walks into the next room, there is nothing fancy going on at all. In fact, the next room is a "sex dungeon" with a man chained up in S&M gear while a woman (?) in leather sits on him and whips him and yells at him in German.

Voiceover, Dialog, Spoken Text, Script, or Lyrics

Hi, I'm Brandon Allen from Slo Down Wines. This is our wine. It's called Sexual Chocolate. It's aged for a really long time in magical love barrels that turn grape juice into a sweet alcoholic nectar. It comes in a bottle. It will make you feel good, and it goes great with equestrianism.

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Brandon Allen 
Winemaker - Slo Down Wines 
2011 Sexual Chocolate 
14.5% Alc. by Vol. 
Vinted and bottled by the boys at SLO Down Wines 
Napa, CA 
Slo Down Wines, Slow Down Wines, Sloe Down Wines, Slodown Wines, Slowdown Wines

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