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Mike, from Dollar Shave Club is back with video number two. And this video is all about, uh, well, "number 2". Now there's a better way for men to be fresh and clean after doing their business in the bathroom - and that better way is called One Wipe Charlies. It's a moist towelette to cleanse your derriere after using the restroom. In other words, it's a butt wipe, and it's an exclusive deal for members of DollarShaveClub.com. So, get crackin' and order up some One Wipe Charlies. 
 
"One Wipe Charlies - Let's Talk About #2"

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Hi. Me again. People ask me, "Mike, when are you gonna do video number 2?". You want to talk about number 2? Great. Let's talk, about number 2. Poop. Everyone makes it. And I don't have time to jump back in the shower after a messy number 6. I'm an executive now. I have papers to sign. Fortunately, there's a better way to wipe your messy bottom. They're called One Wipe Charlies, and they're butt wipes - for men.  
Butt wipes, Mike? 
Yeah, bitch. Butt wipes. 
What's a bitch? 
Why do you need a butt wipe? Because you're not an animal. And whatever you're using now, is primitive. You're leaving buried treasure behind! You want to get all the golden nuggets, don't you? I'm talking about poop, Alejandra! 
I know, Mike. We all know. 
Ha ha ha! Plus, toilet paper takes forever. You shouldn't have to be special forces to expect the bad guy with speed and precision. With One Wipe Charlie, you wipe once and get on with your life. I know what you're thinking. Is all this fancy butt stuff gonna cost me an arm and a log? Does a bear sh*t in the woods? Not anymore. He sh*ts in the toilet and he pays just a couple bucks for a 40 pack. So clean up your act with the softest, manliest way to wipe your ass. Accept no substitute. It's One Wipe Charlie! 
 
(Lyrics) We had a rainy day 
I'm in a snake back situation 
Here's a pencil pad

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Reach Around 
for a deeper clean. 
One Wipe Charlies 
"I've got just the thing." 
Exclusively for members of DollarShaveClub.com

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