Plot / Description
"How Much Dirt Can You Manufacture? - Swiffer Sweeper"
This commercial shows an old couple using Swiffer products for the first time after Swiffer leaves a box of their products on the doorstep. The woman thinks her house is clean and is surprised at how much dirt she can pick up with the Swiffer Sweeper.
Voiceover / Dialog / Script / Spoken Word
Woman: Six children. Forty four years.
Man: It's been a happy union.
Woman: He does laundry and I do the cleaning.
Man: There's only two of us. How much dirt can we manufacture? Very little.
Woman: More than you think. Let's have a look, Morty.
Man: It's a sweeper. What's that.
Woman: Well, we'll find out. It goes under all the way to the back wall. I came in under the assumption that it was clean. I've been living in a fool's paradise.
Man: Oh boy.
Woman: There you go. Morty just summed it up. The next 44 years will be fine.
Enjoy your clean start, kids.