Plot / Description
This is a trailer for the 2013 film, 'Machete Kills', starring Amber Heard, Vanessa Hudgens, Alexa Vega, Jessica Alba, Michelle Rodriguez, Sofia Vergara, Mel Gibson, Demian Bichir, Lady Gaga, Danny Trejo, Charlie Sheen, Antonio Banderas, Cuba Gooding, Jr. and Edward James Olmos.
"MACHETE KILLS - Official Trailer #2 (2013) [HD]"
Voiceover / Dialog / Script / Spoken Word
This is the President.
Mr. President. We have a situation.
He was trained to kill...
C.I.A., FBI, DEA, all rolled up into one.
...then left for dead.
I know what they did to your family.
And now he's back...
...for his most dangerous mission yet.
We need you, Machete. There's a revolutionary south of the border. He's got a missile aimed at Washington.
Noah had his ark. I've got mine.
Machete, go kick some ass.
I'll be your handler. Ready for this? Good for calls, texts, tweets.
Machete don't tweet.
The enemy may have a missile, but we have Machete.
Machete kills. That's what he does.
You can't beat my army of super soldiers.
Bring me my double Ds. Pucker up, loverboy.
You've seen my face.
Muy bien, indeed.
I smell fish taco.
Let's do this.
You can't beat me. Because I know your every move.
Nobody knows Machete.
Damn, you're good!
Ahh ahh ahh ahhhhh
Oooh oooooohh oohhhh
Now you know who made the conquest
She, with all her female guile
The Director Of
On October 11
Cuba Gooding, Jr.
with Demian Bichir
and Mel Gibson as Voz
and introducing Carlos Estevez