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This is a trailer for the 2013 Television sitcom, 'The Goldbergs' airing on ABC, beginning September 24, 2013. 
 
"The Goldbergs - Official Trailer"

Voiceover, Dialog, Spoken Text, Script, or Lyrics

Back in the 80s before Twitter, Facebook and Instagram... 
Happy birthday! What do you want for breakfast? 
Privacy! 
Oh, please. Don't forget to wash your bottom. 
...my family had only one way to communicate. At the top of our lungs. 
I'm home. 
My dad. 
TV's mine! 
My mom. 
Dinner time! Fine. I'll eat the way I'll die. Alone. 
My sister, Erica. 
Adam, I'm gonna crimp your face! Mom! 
My brother, Barry. 
It's jingling. It's keys! Keys means car, car means freedom from all you monsters, I love you mom. What the hell is this? 
It's a locket. It's got my picture inside so you can always have your mother near your heart. 
I wasn't just a member of the family. 
You, Erica, Barry, uh, what's your name. 
I was the kid who captured it all on the magic of videotape. 
Stop with the camera! 
I got you something and I think you're gonna like it. 
REO Speedwagon? This is top 40! 
I talked to the guy at Sam Goody, he said it was a hip track. 
Well, did you talk to Sam Goody himself? 
You weren't there, OK? The guy had an earring, he had a jean jacket covered in buttons. Covered! 
You're killing your father. I hope you're having a happy birthday. 
Come on! This is not fair! 
Who the hell told you life was fair, you moron? 
Dad's colorful way of speaking may seem a bit harsh, but it really wasn't. You just had to learn how to speak Murray. 
It's 2:00 AM. I thought you were dead! I could kill you! 
You broke it. It's amazing. You little bastards ruin everything. 
And that's my grandpa. 
I hear someone turned 16 and could use a new car. 
Holy crap, for me? 
Not gonna happen, dad. We've decided Barry can't drive. 
The only one who understands me is Flava Flav. 
Who runs like that? 
Unh. Unh. 
Pops, you OK? 
So who wants nuggets? 
Dad, your mind is not what it used to be. 
You can't boss me around. 
You lose your keys, Barry gets some keys. It's the circle of driving. 
Does this mean I can drive? 
Yes! 
No! 
Hon, I said Barry was not ready and you agreed. 
In my defense, I wasn't listening. 
You're riding the brake. Let him pass. 
Who? 
The guy on the moped. 
Get out, I'm taking the wheel. 
No! You said it was my turn. Circle of driving. 
Open up! 
No! 
Open up! 
No! No! No! 
Guys, please stop fighting. OK, we're rolling. Go, go, go! 
Oh, come on. Not REO Speedwagon. Seriously? 
Hey! This is good stuff. (singing) What started out as friendship's getting stronger. Come on. ...to let it show. Here we go! Join me. And I can't stop this feeling anymore. Look at you!  
If you take away my car, you take away my time with my grandson. Getting waffles with that little guy, it's the best part of my week. 
You know, I don't say it a lot, but, you're not a total moron all the time.  
Are those the kids' baby blankets? 
Sometimes I smell them when I feel sad. That's not weird, is it? 
Well, a little weird. 
My world is caving in. They're growing up and don't need me as much. What do I have? 
Me. I'm not going anywhere. Alright, let me have a sniff 
Coming to ABC. You're invited back to a golden era. With the Goldbergs. 
I raised a moron. 
 
(Lyrics) I can't stop 
The way I feel 
Things you do 
I won't make it 
On my own 
 
(Lyrics) Everybody 
Everybody have fun tonight 
Everybody have fun tonight 
Everybody Wang Chung tonight 
Everybody have fun tonight, Everybody Wang Chung tonight 
So if you're feeling low 
Everybody Wang Chung tonight 
Everybody have fun tonight 
Everybody have fun tonight 
 
(Lyrics) What started out as friendship 
Has grown stronger  
I only wish I had the strength to let it show 
And I can't fight this feeling anymore 
I've forgotten what I started fighting for 
It's time to bring this ship into the shore  
And throw away the oars, forever 
'Cause I can't fight this feeling anymore 
I've forgotten what I started fighting for 
And if I have to crawl upon the floor 
'Cause I can't fight this feeling anymore 
I've forgotten what I started fighting for 
And if I have to crawl upon the floor 
Come crashing through the door

Written Text

I was very worried about you. 
Oh, my! I feel very frustrated! 
I love you. 
The Goldbergs 
I raised a moron. 
The Goldbergs 
Tuesdays this fall 
abc

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Can't Fight This Feeling performed by REO Speedwagon

Can't Fight This Feeling
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Everybody Have Fun Tonight performed by Wang Chung

Everybody Have Fun Tonight
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