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"Gecko Book Reading from You're Only Human: Curiosity Killed the Cat"

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You're only human as read by me, the Gecko. 
 
Page 18. They say curiosity killed the cat. 
Not true. What actually killed the cat was a hairball. It got stuck in the poor fellow's throat. His friend tried to do the Heimlich maneuver but it was too late. So if you want a long and prosperous life, watch the hairballs and be as curious as you can. 
 
I've always been curious. I once had someone bake me inside a cake to see what would happen. As the batter started to solidify, I decided to take a bite. It was double fudge chocolate as I recall. Turns out I'm gluten intolerant. Almost killed me. 
 
So forget what I said earlier. It's quite possible that curiosity did indeed kill the cat.

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You're Only Human 
A Guide to Life 
written and illustrated by 
The Gecko 
 
 
They say curiosity killed the cat. 
Not true. What actually killed the cat was a hairball. It got stuck in the poor fellow's throat. His friend tried to do the Heimlich maneuver but it was too late. So if you want a long and prosperous life, watch the hairballs and be as curious as you can. 
 
I've always been curious. I once had someone bake me inside a cake to see what would happen. As the batter started to solidify, I decided to take a bite. It was double fudge chocolate as I recall. Turns out I'm gluten intolerant. Almost killed me. 
 
So forget what I said earlier. It's quite possible that curiosity did indeed kill the cat.

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