"Sprint Unlimited Zombie"

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I can't tell you how many people have come up to me and asked me if Sprint's new talk, text and data plan is actually guaranteed for life. Well, actually I can. The number is zero. I don't get approached that often. I mean, I-I-I don't know what it is. The answer is yes though. Unlimited for life. 
Unlimited from Sprint. It's guaranteed for life.

Written Text

Is the Unlimited, My Way plan from Sprint actually guaranteed for life? 
Technically Living Dead, Unlimited For Life Customer 
Yes, it's really guaranteed for life. 
while on the Sprint network 
guaranteed for Life

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