A magician and his lovely assistant are in the waiting room, for medical treatment. The magician seems to have botched the "saw the assistant in half" trick, as his blonde assistant is in two chairs - her torso in one, her legs in the other.  
"GEICO Brighter Side - Assistant"

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I'm so sorry. I've done that sawing in half trick a thousand times. 
Don't be so hard on yourself. I still think you're magnificent.  
But, you're in two pieces, my dear. 
Well, I'm looking on the bright side. 
Bright side? 
Yeah. I saved over 15% on my car insurance by switching to GEICO. 
And I got you flowers! 
GEICO. Fifteen minutes could save you 15% or more on car insurance.

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