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Ever wonder what your neighbor thinks of you? Is she envious? Does she model herself after you? Our Diamond Seven Layer Magic Cookie Bars recipe can bring your fantasies to life. 
 
"Lady Neighbor: Diamond Seven Layer Magic Cookie Bars Recipe"

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You made these? Figures. It's so hard being your neighbor. You're better than me at everything. My husband brags about you to my mother. My mother. When my daughter gets her hair cut, she brings a picture of you and says, "make me look pretty like her". When you walk by our house, my dog brings his leash to the door. How do you do it? How are you so perfect? Teach me. No, seriously. Teach me. Oh! So good!

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Diamond Nut Fantasies 
Bake And You Shall Receive 
Diamond of California 
DiamondNutFantasies.com

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