"Nike Ordem Football: Straight Down the Middle feat. Wayne Rooney & Rory McIlroy" 
This advert features footballer Wayne Rooney with professional golfer Rory McIlroy on the golf course. Instead of using a golf ball, Rooney is using the new Nike Ordem Football (soccer ball) which he kicks to the green with greater accuracy and distance than McIlroy and his golf balls and clubs.

Voiceover, Dialog, Spoken Text, Script, or Lyrics

Two time winner, Rory McIlroy. Playing with him today, Wayne Rooney. 
How are you. 
Come on man. 
Straight down the middle 
It runs straight down the middle 
But it started to hook just a wee, wee bit 
And that's when my caddy lost sight of it 
That little white pellet has never been found to this day 
But it went straight down the middle like they said 
Wack down the fairway 
It went smack down the fairway 
Then it started to slice just a smidge off-line 
It headed for two, but it bounced off nine 
My caddy says, "long as you're still in the state, you're okay" 
Cause it went straight down the middle today 
Oh, the life of a golfer is not all blue 
Thought they charge you for listening in the locker room 
But I'm in my glory when wrapped in a towel, I say 
That it went straight down the middle

Written Text

The Nike Ordem Football. 
Flight Perfected. 
McIlroy, Rooney, Webb, Morris, Cameron, Martin, Donson, Scott

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