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Start off the new year uncompromised by holding out for the right luxury car -- a car that's special. Substantial. And that car is the all-new Audi A3. With its innovative design and unparalleled craftsmanship, it's clear why the Audi A3 is worth the wait. 
 
"Luxury Car Abstinence"

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Hey. Wanna drive? 
Luxury peer pressure is a real thing. Don't do it. Don't make the same mistakes that I did.  
The walk of shame, it's one thing. But the drive of shame...humiliating.  
There are so many temptations. Peer pressure, friends, unsolicited emails. 
Sure I wanna experiment. I mean, I'm only human. But I don't want to compromise my values for the next shiny thing.  
Oh, it seemed like such a good offer at the time, but now I'm hiding here behind these Venetian blinds. 
A lot of girls will play the field. Drive anything that moves. But not me. No way.  
Sorry, mom. I'd feel more comfortable in a cab.  
Honey? 
If this is my company car, this isn't my company.  
Dad always says to save yourself for something more meaningful. So, I'm waiting.  
I'm waiting. 
We're waiting. 
I'm waiting. 
And I'm waiting. 
Shit. 
Proud of you, son.

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Don't regret your first luxury car. 
The uncompromised all-new Audi A3. 
Starting at $29,900. 
Coming April 2014. 
Audi 
Truth in engineering.

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