Captain Morgan Commercial - Chapter Three: Fire Ship

Batten down your glasses. White rum has a new Captain. Introducing the all new Captain Morgan White Rum. Five times distilled for a smoother taste. "White Rum Has A New Captain" Batten down your glasses. White rum has a new Captain. Introducing the all new Captain Morgan White Rum. Five times distilled for a smoother taste. (Lyrics) UH OH Uh Oh Uh Oh you're in trouble I step up in the game and I burst that bubble UH OH you're in trouble I step up in the game and I burst that bubble UH OH White Rum Has A New Captain Captain Morgan White Rum

This commercial begins with a fancy, but boring party in the mid 1600's. Everyone is dressed in their Restoration era clothing and style - women in large dresses, men with white wigs. Everyone is doing a formal dance with precise steps and partner changes. The camera singles in on a young woman who is dancing with an old man. She clearly is not enjoying herself, but the old man thinks he can have his way with her. When they change partners, Captain Morgan becomes the beautiful brunette's dance partner, and he quickly grabs her hand and runs out of the room with her as a rock song begins to play. They race down the hall where the Captain pushes through a secret spinning wall. They run down a dark spiral staircase together and then through a basement/dungeon hallway. They collapse into a chair or throne that is sitting by itself. When they do, this activates a second secret passage which opens into a room with a fun (and not so formal) party going on. People are eating, drinking, making out, messing around with cards, and even a snake that two people are playing with. Captain Morgan gets a knowing nod from one of the men, he pinches out a black candle, and they all drink a toast together. Step into the Black. The new dark, bolder spiced rum from Captain Morgan (Lyrics) I trust you in my home, you rascal, you. Said, I trust you in my home, you rascal, you. You know, I trust you in my home, You wouldn't leave my wife alone. I'll be glad when you dead, you rascal, you! Hey! Captain Morgan Port Royal, 1661 Captain Morgan Black Spiced Rum Raise a Glass. Always in Moderation.

People under 35 can do just about anything...except be president. Let's amend the constitution. Sign our petition at UNDER35POTUS.com to allow an #UNDER35POTUS. "#UNDER35POTUS-It's Time to Amend the U.S. Constitution" (Lyrics) Tonight we are young So let's set the world on fire We can burn brighter than the sun Tonight we are young Read By Tens Of Millions Every Month Ben Lerer, 34, CEO Thrillest Empowers 18M Women Each Week Tiffany Pham, 29, Founder/CEO Mogul Connected The White House To The World Mickey Meyer, 30, Co-Founder Jash Revolutionized The Education Model Elliot Sanchez, 29, Founder/CEO Unlearn Education Made Careers In Tech Accessible For Thousands Dan Friedman, 25, Co-Founder Thinkful Under 35s Can Do Just About Anything Except Be President Let's Amend That Captain Morgan Sign Our Petition Under35POTUS.com #UNDER35POTUS

Captain Morgan "The Captain's Crew: The Maidens" His love is like the whispers of the Mediterranean Sea breeze breathing gently down the nape of my neck. His love is fiery and passionate as that of flares from the sun, boiling like an Irish temper along the Equator. His touch is as soft as a pillow, stuffed with goose feathers and rose petals and those white fuzzy things on a dandelion. His touch is as rugged as the sandpapery leather you sharpen a razor upon to shave the week old stubble of a Siberian strongman. His kiss resonates in your blood, in your bones, in your reincarnated lives for all of eternity. His kiss is an army of barbarians, sacking ancient Rome and turning all the fruits of civilization into savage ruins. Wait till daddy hears of this. Captain Morgan The Captain's Crew The Maidens Captain Morgan Original Spiced Rum

"Captain Morgan - The Captain's Crew: The Navigator" This commercial begins with a long-haired, bearded man getting changed. He is talking about how he knows the famed Captain Morgan, and some of the adventures they have had. He shows off his scars including broken bones, bits, frostbites, and even a missing finger. At the end, we see that he has a new scar as a nurse has him bit down on a stick so they can remove a bullet. Eighteen years I've known him. The Captain and I, we've seen some things. My body is basically an account of our time together. Initiation to his crew: Santiago, '63. Shrapnel from an enemy ship: Portabello, '68. Harpoon mishap, broken arm, broken heart, snake bite, shark bite, frostbite, cannibals, misunderstanding. Long story. Captain Morgan The Captain's Crew The Navigator Captain Morgan Original Spiced Rum