Southern Comfort Commercial - Whatever's Comfortable

"Whatever's Comfortable" This commercial shows a middle aged, overweight man walking down the beach in nothing but a swimsuit and beach shoes. He has messy, curly hair, think plastic framed glasses, and a mustache, and he just casually walks down the beach not caring about anything or anyone. He walks past pretty girls in bikinis and steps over old men sleeping in the sun. A dog gets up and follow him for a while, and the man is just fine with that. At one point he walks off camera to return a few seconds later with a highball glass with ice and Southern Comfort whiskey. (Lyrics) Ah la la la la la Oh can't you see Gotta be me Ain't nobody just like this I gotta be me, hit or miss Sitting here all by myself Trying to be everybody else Can't you see, got to be me Ain't nobody just like this I gotta be me, baby, hit or miss Look at you sitting there all by yourself Listening to everybody else saying you've got to be somebody else Can't you see? Southern Comfort Whatever's Comfortable Please Drink Responsibly

The long-haired, mustachioed man is back in the beauty salon. This time, complete with foil wraps in his hair, he shows off his karate moves, impressing all the ladies in the salon. This man is comfortable in his own skin. Must be the Southern Comfort. "Southern Comfort | Karate | Whatever's Comfortable" (Lyrics) I'm a fool to care When you treat me this way I know I love you, but what can I do? I'm a fool to care I'm a fool to cry When you tell me goodbye You left me so blue when you were untrue I'm a fool to care Whatever's Comfortable Southern Comfort

"Patio - Whatever's Comfortable" This simple commercial features the now famous "beach guy", with his highball glass of Southern Comfort on the rocks. This older man with glasses and a bit of a belly is standing on a beach patio/bar quite comfortable in his maroon Speedos and nothing more. (Lyrics) Ah la la la la la Oh can't you see I gotta be me I got to be me Southern Comfort Whatever's Comfortable

A woman is sitting alone at a table in a bar. As she sits comfortably, listening to the band play, she takes her finger, which is finished with long, sharp, painted nails, and stirs her drink - a Cold Blooded Ginger. At the bottom of her glass is a bright red maraschino cherry. The woman takes her sharp nail and pierces the cherry, sending a hint of red through the drink. The woman pulls the cherry from the glass with her fingernail and brings it to her mouth. At a table in the distance, a man is closely watching the woman, partly in awe, perhaps partly in fear. "Southern Comfort | Shark | Whatever's Comfortable" (Lyrics) Hey there Little Red Riding Hood You sure are looking good You're everything a big bad wolf could want Little Red Riding Hood I don't think little big girls should Go walking in these spooky old woods alone What big eyes you have The kind of eyes that drive wolves mad So just to see that you don't get chased I think I ought to walk with you for a ways What full lips you have They're sure to lure someone bad So until you get to grandma's place I think you ought to walk with me and be safe "Make Mine Comfortable" Southern Comfort Whatever's Comfortable Want That Drink? HERE'S that drink.

In this ad for Southern Comfort, the bartender slithers his way up from the floor behind the bar, like a snake. Fills a glass of Southern Comfort and soda, then writhes back down toward the floor. "Viper Cola" (Lyrics) I'm a snake, I'm a big bad snake Gonna slide my way into your lake Southern Comfort