This is a preview commercial for the NBC 2014 television series 'Bad Judge' starring Kate Walsh, Theodore Barnes, John Ducey and Tone Bell. Horatio Sanz and Chris Parnell appear in the pilot episode.  
"Bad Judge NBC Official Trailer [HD] | BAD JUDGE"

Voiceover, Dialog, Spoken Text, Script, or Lyrics

What happened? 
Tequila happened.  
All rise. Department 134 of the Superior Court is now in session. The Honorable Rebecca Wright, judge presiding. 
Please be seated. Do it quietly, I've got a headache. Can somebody get me some Gatorade? 
Mr. Iller, for the charges of bigamy, I sentence you to take a course in feminism at the college of your choice while wearing this T-shirt every day.  
How am I gonna pick up girls? 
Dr. Boyd. A word with you in my chambers? 
Yes, your honor. 
What's this? 
A pregnancy test. 
Your honor? Damn! Damn! Not bad, not bad, your honor. Not bad, not bad at all. 
We were reenacting a case scenario. 
Oh, you know, I know that case. I've seen that late night on Cinemax.  
Oh come on, are you serious? 
Come on, take it. 
What am I supposed to do with that? 
I don't know, be glad that it's negative. I am. 
Lincoln elementary school is on line one. Something about Robbie Shoemaker. 
Are you Robbie? 
How the hell did you get my number anyway? 
You gave me your card after you put my parents in jail. 
Robbie drew an offensive portrait. 
It's you, Mr. Tharp. Except your head is a penis. Actually, it's very good. He really got you.  
Robbie is having a tough time in his group home. He's a victim of bullying.  
When this kid, Alfonso comes at you, you hold up your hands like you're afraid to fight, like that, right? And then boom! Nothing scares a bully like seeing his own blood. 
That's the best advice a girl has given me in a long time.  
Are you ignoring me? 
Yes, I am.  
Hey, if it makes you feel any better, this is your hickey! That's a song, you guys. If it makes you feel any better, this is your hickey, Gary.  
Think I could crash here for a few nights? 
Two nights. 
Miss Wright is a mentor and a very important judge. 
Excuse me. So sorry, I had wine and cake for breakfast.  
(Lyrics) I'm feeling better ever since you know me 
I was a lonely soul but that's the old me

Written Text

Rebecca's Life... 
Is Out Of Order 
And She Has A Date 
In Court 
When The Law Is Broken... 
I'm A Convicted Bigamist 
You Answer To Her 
Thursdays This Fall 
From Executive Producers  
Will Ferrell and Adam McKay 
Kate Walsh 
Bad Judge 
Thursdays This Fall 

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