Futurama:
Season:     3     / Episode:     13    
Bendin' in the Wind

Also known as "Blue Tail Fly," "De Blue Tail Fly," or "Jimmy Crack Corn" is thought to be a blackface minstrel song, first performed in the United States in the 1840s. It remains a popular children's song today.

Bender: People say my broken friend is useless. But I say his mind is free. There's lots of things my mangled robot friend could be. Beck[speaking]: Kick it! Bender: Well he could make a good hat rack, Beck[speaking]: He only has to stand there. Bender: Or a cheap doorstop, Beck[speaking]: He doesn't need to move. Bender: Or a great big giant thermos with a twist off top, Beck[speaking]: That would be good for soup. Bender: He could be a storage closet for outdated pants. Beck[speaking]: I like 'em tight. Bender: My broken friend could do it all, Beck & Bender[Beck speaking, Bender singing]: Just give him a chance! Bender: That robot has a tragic secret That I'd like to share. Beck[speaking]: For real? Bender: My broken friend is closer to me than an ass to a chair. Beck[speaking]: Mmmm. Bender: That robot's name I never told you... Beck[speaking]: What's that? Bender: ... you could not foresee. Beck[speaking]: C'mon, give it up. Bender: I sing it loud and sing it proud, Beck & Bender[Beck speaking, Bender singing]: His name is you and me! Bender: Don't melt me down into a crowbar, Beck[speaking]: It suffers alone, Bender: Just 'cause I can't move my arms and legs. [He starts moving his arms and legs] Beck[speaking]: Hey! Bender: Or toss me into a trash can, Beck[speaking]: Bender, what are you doin'? Bender: Just 'cause I can't cook you ham and eggs. Beck[speaking]: What are you doin'? Bender: Don't crush me into an anchor, Beck[speaking]: Yo, what the dilly-o? Bender: Just 'cause I can't jump and dance and sing I'm telling you, my broken friend... Put your hands in the air like you just don't care! I'm telling you my broken friend Can do most anything! Yeah!

Can't you hear those cavalry drums Hijacking your equilibrium? Midnight snacks in the mausoleum Where the pixilated doctors moan Carnivores in the Kowloon night Breathing Freon by the candlelight Coquettes bitch slap you so polite 'Til you thank them for the tea and sympathy (Ogh-ah) [Chorus] I want to defy The logic of all sex laws Let the handcuffs slip off your wrists I'll let you be my chaperone At the halfway home I'm a full-grown man But I'm not afraid to cry [Verse 2] Neptune's lips taste like fermented wine Perfumed blokes on the Ginza line Running buck wild like a concubine Whose mother never held her hand Brief encounters in Mercedes-Benz Wearing hepatitis contact lens Bed and breakfast getaway weekends With Sports Illustrated moms

Commonly known as "Beethoven's 5th" or "Beethoven's Fifth".