Danny, Doug's cousin is getting married, but has no best man. Carrie convinces Doug to step up and be the best man, even though Doug finds Danny icnredibly annoying. Doug reluctantly agrees, and plans a bachelor party. Unfortunately, Danny doesn't have many friends, so the party ends up being a flop. Even the stripper is lame - literally. She shows up with a leg brace on, and has to stop half-way through her routine to sit down and ice her knee.