Mr. Garrison gets a rhinoplasty and quits teaching in order to be a model. Stan has a crush the substitute teacher, Miss Ellen, leading Wendy to threaten her to stay away from Stan. Determined to win her man back, Wendy looks into Miss Ellen's background and finds out that she is an Iraqi fugitive. The substitute teacher is kidnapped from the classroom by Iraqi insurgents, which shoot her into the Sun via a rocket. Wendy reclaims Stan as her boyfriend and takes great pleasure at Ms. Ellen's fate. Mr. Garrison, frightened by the attention from horny women, decides to return to his normal looks.