The Simpsons:
Season:     23     / Episode:     13    
The Daughter Also Rises

West Side Story is a 1961 film adaptation of the Broadway musical of the same name, adapted from William Shakespeare's Romeo and Juliet.

The title of this song translates to "No, I Regret Nothing". An English version of the song is titled "No Regrets". (French) Non... rien de rien Non je ne regrette rien Ni le bien... qu'on m'a fait Ni le mal, tout ça m'est bien égale... Non... rien de rien Non... je ne regrette rien C'est payé, balayé, oublié Je me fous de passé... Avec mes souvenirs J'ai allumé le feu Mes chagrins, mes plaisirs Je n'ai plus besoin d'eux Balayées les amours Avec leurs trémolos Balayés pour toujours Je repars à zéro Non... rien de rien Non... je ne regrette rien Ni le bien, qu'on m'a fait Ni le mal, tout ça m'est bien égal... Non, rien de rien Non... je ne regrette rien Car ma vie... car mes joies... Aujourd'hui... ça commence avec toi... --- (English) No ... no nothing No, I regret nothing Neither the good done to me ... Nor evil , all that is equal to me ... No ... no nothing No ... I have no regrets It is paid, swept away, forgotten I do not care past ... With my memories I lit the fire My sorrows, my pleasures I no longer need them Swept loves With their tremors Swept away forever I leave with nothing No ... no nothing No ... I have no regrets Neither the good done to me Nor evil , all that I care ... No, nothing at all No ... I have no regrets For my life ... because my joys ... Today ... it starts with you ...

Maury (formerly known as The Maury Povich Show) is a syndicated American television show hosted by Maury Povich. The show was created along the same lines as The Jerry Springer Show with the exception of the subject matter Maury discusses. Although Maury is similar to Springer, Povich discourages actual onstage physical confrontations, although he does seem to encourage verbal aggression among his guests. The majority of the show's episodes deals with issues of teenage pregnancy, sexual infidelity, paternity test results, unusual illnesses or makeovers, or "out of control" teenagers. Other issues discussed are disturbing moments caught on video tape, whether or not a person is a transgender man or woman, obese babies, little people, or unusual phobias such as a fear of cottonballs or pickles. When the show first went on the air in 1991, the show was called The Maury Povich Show and was produced by MoPo Productions in association with Paramount Domestic Television. The show was revamped in the late-1990s as Maury, adopting its most recent name in 1998, when Studios USA (now NBC Universal) took over production. However, MoPo continues to co-produce with NBC Universal. Maury was taped in New York City for its first eighteen seasons; the current nineteenth season is taping at the Stamford Media Center in Stamford, Connecticut.

The novel is divided into five books. In the first book, Henry meets and attempts to seduce Catherine Barkley and their relationship begins. While on the Italian front, Henry is wounded in the knee by a mortar shell and sent to a hospital in Milan. The second book shows the growth of Henry and Catherine's relationship as they spend time together in Milan over the summer. Henry falls in love with Catherine and by the time he is healed, Catherine is three months pregnant. In the third book, Henry returns to his unit, but not long after, the Austro-Germans break through the Italian lines and the Italians retreat. Henry kills an engineering sergeant for insubordination. After falling behind and catching up again, Henry is taken to a place by the "battle police" where officers are being interrogated and executed for the "treachery" that supposedly led to the Italian defeat. However, after hearing the execution of a Lt.Colonel, Henry escapes by jumping into a river. In the fourth book, Catherine and Henry reunite and flee to Switzerland in a rowing boat. In the final book, Henry and Catherine live a quiet life in the mountains until she goes into labour. After a long and painful labour, their son is stillborn. Catherine begins to haemorrhage and soon dies, leaving Henry to return to their hotel in the rain.

Peter Pan is a character created by Scottish novelist and playwright J. M. Barrie. A mischievous boy who can fly and who never ages, Peter Pan, spends his never-ending childhood adventuring on the small island of Neverland as the leader of his gang the Lost Boys, interacting with mermaids, Native Americans, fairies, pirates, and occasionally ordinary children from the world outside of Neverland.

Inspired by a cheesy "Zorro" movie, Homer begins slapping people with a glove and challenging them to duels (with the victims giving Homer whatever he wants instead of accepting the challenge), but when a real Southern gentleman accepts Homer's request for a duel, the Simpsons run off to the old farm Homer lived in with his parents (as seen in the season six episode Grampa vs. Sexual Inadequacy) and breed a dangerously addictive but successful tobacco/tomato hybrid called "tomacco". Just when they are about to gain a hundred million dollars from the hybrid, dangerously addicted animals ruin their plan. Homer proceeds to duel, only to get shot in the arm.