Louie begins his day by parking in a confusing area. Then in short order, his girlfriend reads his body language and insists they stop dating, his car is off-handedly destroyed by a city repair crew, he impulsively buys a $7500 motorcycle which he then crashes, he completely annoys his ex-wife, and manages to make his ex-girlfriend completely determined to not end up in an endless empty relationship with him. At the outset, Louie also reflects on the blurring of his penis.