Cheers

Making your way in the world today takes everything you've got. Taking a break from all your worries, sure would help a lot. Wouldn't you like to get away? Sometimes you want to go Where everybody knows your name, and they're always glad you came. You wanna be where you can see, our troubles are all the same You wanna be where everybody knows Your name. You wanna go where people know, people are all the same, You wanna go where everybody knows your name. Full Lyrics never actually aired Making your way in the world today Takes everything you've got; Taking a break from all your worries Sure would help a lot. Wouldn't you like to get away? All those night when you've got no lights, The check is in the mail; And your little angel Hung the cat up by it's tail; And your third fiance didn't show; Sometimes you want to go Where everybody knows your name, And they're always glad you came; You want to be where you can see, Our troubles are all the same; You want to be where everybody knows your name. Roll out of bed, Mr. Coffee's dead; The morning's looking bright; And your shrink ran off to Europe, And didn't even write; And your husband wants to be a girl; Be glad there's one place in the world Where everybody knows your name, And they're always glad you came; You want to go where people know, People are all the same; You want to go where everybody knows your name. Where everybody knows your name, And they're always glad you came; Where everybody knows your name, And they're always glad you came...

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This is a commercial for the CNN documentary series 'The Eighties' beginning March 31. 2016 at 9PM. "CNN "The 80's" Promo featuring Los Angeles Voice Over Actor Jeff McNeal" I want my MTV! Some fear and panic going on. Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall! The Eighties. Starts March 31st at 9:00 on CNN. (Lyrics) Don't you forget about me La la la la la la la la la la CNN Original Series MTV Music Television The AIDS Crisis Is Not Over From Executive Producers Tom Hanks & Gary Goetzman In Association With HBO The Eighties CNN March 31 9P ET/PT

Kirstie is back with some longtime friends celebrating her weight loss. And it's all thanks to one woman "Cheers to Kirstie Alley's Weight Loss!" Look who's back! Holy moly, Terre Haute, Indiana! That's not even the beer talking! 50 pounds down, thanks to Jenny Craig! You know, the last time I saw a beauty like you, I was, uh... Dreaming. Yeah, I was dreaming. My personal consultant, Laura, is like family. Just like you guys. Oh, and I love yummy food. I don't have to count, track or worry. Speaking of counting... One more. A moment can change your whole life with Jenny Craig. Everybody knows her name. Try us free for a month plus the cost of food and get $50 in food savings. Jenny Craig 1.800.JENNY20 Try Us Free For A Month plus the cost of food + Get $50 In Food Savings 1.800.JENNY20 | jennycraig.com

The NFL commercial features a ton of new and old pop culture TV references. The are saying everyone is part of the NFL family of fans. It begins with a car pulling up outside of the Brady Bunch house with a big football player in the front yard. We then see characters from Happy Days with a Green Bay Packers helmet serving bowl and the Fonze wearing a jersy, some girls from 90210 in Raiders gear, and Jerry and Kramer from Seinfeld in Giants and Bills clothes. We then see Andy and Dwight from The Office in front of a Super Bowl Party Planning Committee sign with everyone in Steelers gear, The Sopranos in Jets outfits, Jerry from Seinfeld in a Giants sweatshirt and Newman in a Cowboys costume, Norm from Cheers in a Patriots jersey, ???, the Golden Girls putting out food for a football party, and Joey and Jesse from Full House in 49ers stuff. We then see Bo and Luke Duke from the Dukes of Hazzard with a Falcon fuzzy dice on the General Lee, the Family Guy gang in jerseys including Cleveland Brown in a Browns sweatshirt, Bert and some Muppet friends, the dad and Urkel from Family matters playing with a football with food for the big game in Bears clothes, the Marsha football nose-smashing scene from The Brady Bunch, and ALF in a Panthers shirt. Barney and the gang from How I Met Your Mother, the Fonza making the TV work by pounding it, the cast of friends in Jets shirts, Family Guy watching the Big Game and Peter has a Patriots jersey with "Hi Tom" (Brady) on the back, the Glee case, part of the Modern Family cast, a large group from the system gathered to watch the game, and the Fonz again. We then get the simple words, "Best. Fans. Ever." followed by the kids from South Park worried about missing the commercials. Alright it's party time. I've got three different types of pretzels, I've got six different types of salsa... chocolate ice cream, vanilla ice cream... 48 pack of waffles, a gallon of barbecue sauce. 20 seconds to "go time" - carb up. (Ding dong) I'll get it. Hello Newman. Norm! Hi there, how are my girls? We're ready to serve the appetizers. Great we'll be down there. We got you Uncle Jesse. Yee haw! You're already here? No way! Hey come on in guys. Don't don't Steve! My nose. Did I do that? Everyone, if I may direct your attention to the television. Super Bowl XLV is electric here in Dallas. My favorite thing in America. Excuse me, pardon me. A beautiful day for anything and everything. Hurry, we can't miss the commercials. NFL Best. Fans. Ever.

The 80s called ... they want their store back. 80s celebrities invade a RadioShack to take back their old stuff and make room for the RadioShack of the future. "The Phone Call: #InWithTheNew RadioShack Commercial (official version)" (Phone rings) Radio Shack. Oh, OK. What? The 80s called. They want their store back. Hey. Go, go, go! It's time for a new Radio Shack. Come see what's possible when we do things together. You're too late. (Lyrics) Everyone's watchin' to see what you will do Everyone's looking at you, oh Everybody's working for the weekend Everybody needs a second chance, oh You want a piece of my heart Radio Shack VCRs R radioshack Do. It. Together. radioshack.com/dit

Señor Chang discovers someone has cheated on their Spanish test, and will fail everyone unless the cheater comes forward within 24 hours. When Britta comes forward, Jeff represents her when she is facing expulsion for cheating. Meanwhile, Annie enlists Pierce to help write a new song for Greendale and Abed messes with Troy.

The citizens of Ogdenville swarm into Springfield in search of work after their local economy plummets (thanks, in no small part, to Krusty's veggie burgers, which contain tainted Ogdenville barley), but when the Ogdenvillians' Norwegian culture begins rubbing off on (and annoying) others, Mayor Quimby hires citizens to act as border patrol.

Kelly invites the entire staff to a celebration of Diwali, the Hindu Festival of Lights. Michael mistakenly believes it to be an Indian version of Halloween. In Stamford, Jim decides to bicycle to work. Andy turns a late night of paperwork into an excuse to drink. Karen, unbeknownst to Jim and Andy, pours her shots into her wastebasket. Ryan fails to make a favorable impression on Kelly's parents, who in turn try to set up Kelly with a young doctor. Initially reluctant to attend the festival, Pam gives in and ends up enjoying herself. Inspired by a conversation with Kelly's parents about Hindu marriage customs, Michael publicly proposes to Carol. Uncomfortable, Carol declines his offer and leaves the room. She later explains that this is only their ninth date, and drives home, leaving Michael to find a ride. Pam sends a text message to Jim, who does not answer because he is passed out on his desk. At the end of the evening, Michael mistakenly thinks that he and Pam have a connection, and is rejected when he tries to kiss her. She gives him a ride home on the condition that he sit in the back seat. Jim tries to ride his bike home but is too drunk. An amused Karen gives Jim a ride.

Devon Banks (Will Arnett) returns to NBC, but Jack is preoccupied with meddling in Liz's personal life by giving Criss (James Marsden) an ultimatum. Meanwhile, Tracy defends idiots everywhere by leading a protest.

Jack must appear before Congress to discuss NBC's merger with KableTown. He hopes that he will charm celebrity members, but one Congresswoman demands more diversity in its programming lineup. Jack quickly enlists Tracy to come up with some new development ideas. Meanwhile, Liz is fed up with the criticism her writing staff gives her, and finally Jenna helps Kenneth reapply in the competitive page program.

Brad discovers that Jane's old sorority sister is coming for a visit, so he lies and says he has a work retreat out of town, when he's actually on "staycation" in a fancy hotel in the city; Alex meets a new guy, Liam, but the dates he takes her on are a bit over-the-top; and Max and Dave make a commercial to promote the "Steak Me Home Tonight" food truck.

Jenna has a relationship with someone in the music industry. Jack's mother horns in on a ribbon-cutting ceremony. Tracy's son is ready for college.

The sexual tension between Jeff and Britta becomes a hot topic among the study group. Meanwhile, what starts out as a simple contest for a chance at early class registration turns the peaceful campus of Greendale Community College into an all-out war zone. Friendships are tested, as only one student can be victorious.

Moe's bar rag (voiced by Jeremy Irons) takes the surly bartender on a journey through time to show Moe how influential his bar has been over the years.

Jess and Schmidt try fitting in with younger people who have moved in across the hall from them. Nick works extra hard to prank Schmidt.

Adam and Kristina make an effort to talk to Max about his Asperger's, Crosby gets himself into more trouble and Sarah finds a new passion.

The episode focuses on Liz Lemon's escapade with her idol, Rosemary Howard; Tracy Jordan's family problems; and Jenna Maroney's attempt to replace Kenneth Parcell's burnt page jacket.

Barney is accidentally called "Swarley" by Chloe, the coffeehouse waitress. Ted and Marshall stick with this nickname for the whole episode. Marshall goes on his first real date post-Lily with Chloe. Ted and Barney try to convince him the girl is crazy. Lily stalks Chloe and eventually she and Marshall reunite.

Marshall visits his father's grave to continue their tailgating tradition. Meanwhile, Barney and Ted open a bar and Robin fills in for an inebriated news anchor.

Jimmy and Christine strive to move out of Greg's guesthouse and into the newly-vacated place next door, but when Greg hits it off with an upper-class couple who are also prospective buyers, he hopes they become his new neighbors and not the Hughes.

Jack decides to run for mayor after being mugged. Liz puts her desires above the good of New York. Jenna and Paul (Will Forte) try to act like a normal couple.

In the main storyline, Milhone witnesses a woman shoplifting with a confederate inside Nordstrom's. She tells a nearby clerk, who alerts store security, and they capture and arrest the woman, named Audrey, before she can escape. While this is going on, Milhone follows her confederate and is almost run over by her in the parking garage. Right after her release from jail, Audrey apparently commits suicide. Shortly thereafter, Milhone runs into a former boyfriend in the police department, Cheney Phillips, who is out for the evening with a vice officer, Len Priddy (a friend of Milhone's first husband and a longtime enemy of hers), and his much-younger girlfriend, Abbey. Priddy mocks the theory that Audrey was part of a shoplifting ring, but Audrey's boyfriend hires Milhone to investigate that theory.