How I Met Your Mother
(Television Series)

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This commercial is a promo for the Season 7 premiere of How I Met Your Mother, on CBS Monday September 19, 2011. Monday September 19th, get ready! One, two, three brrrrrr It's the one-hour How I Met Your Mother season premiere. Hakuna Matata! Who will get married? You're going to cry during the toast aren't you? I'm totally gonna cry. Who will hook up? Every play I run on women has been meticulously field tested. What didn't work for you about this play? Did you, A. Not believe I was a Guinness Book World Record holder, or B. Did the fingernails gross you out? The one-hour season premiere of How I Met Your Mother. CBS Monday September 19th. Monday September 19 Who? Who?? Season Premiere How I Met Your Mother Monday Sept 19 Only CBS cbs.com

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Brian is arrested after police find a bag of marijuana on him during a traffic stop while Peter is driving. Once released from jail, he starts up a campaign to legalize marijuana and gets Mayor West to pass the law, after which, the entire town of Quahog goes to pot.

Marge and the kids go inside Homer's subconscious to solve the mystery behind Homer's recent bedwetting problem. Guest star: Glenn Close

Barb insists that Christine join her on a date with Dave, the INS officer she's been dating since she got detained for problems with her immigration status. Barb is afraid Dave is going to propose and she doesn't want to get married; she likes things the way they are and if he proposes, she's going to have to break up with him. When Dave and Christine are alone, he reveals that he wants to break up with her. Christine convinces him to let Barb down gently and that he should propose to her so she'll break up with him. When he proposes, she accepts, much to his chagrin. Richard learns that just because New Christine is pregnant, they’re not automatically back together. Richard must woo New Christine in order to win her back.

It's Kimmy's 30th birthday and she's throwing a party. She invites both Logan and Dong, but is also unwillingly joined by her incompetent state trooper step-father Randy (Tim Blake Nelson) and half-sister Kymmi (Kiernan Shipka). Titus invites an attractive coworker to the party without seeing his face, only to realize the two had a rough history together.

Michael thinks he impressed Jo only to discover someone else in the office caught her eye. Meanwhile, Dwight makes trouble on Jim's first day back from paternity leave. Andy and Erin have an interesting first date.

"Treehouse of Horror XXIV" kicks off with "Oh, the Places You'll D'oh," a Dr. Seuss parody in which Homer cuts a path of destruction as "The Fat in the Hat." Next, a decapitated Bart is forced to live on Lisa's body in "Dead and Shoulders." Finally, in "Freaks No Geeks," Marge and Homer are circus performers in love -- and Moe is the sideshow freak who wants Marge.

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'The Bro Code' is a book written by the character Barney Stinson on the show 'How I Met Your Mother', and is full of codes by which Barney supposedly lives his life (although in many episodes, he breaks many of the 'bro codes' himself).

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