NCIS
(Television Series)

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Established by Agent Dwayne Pride, the New Orleans office of NCIS handles cases from the Mississippi River to the Texas Panhandle and back again. Great Lakes Special Agent Merri Brody and her partner Special Agent Chris LaSalle work with Pride to ensure the safety of the once hurricane stricken Crescent City.

A brief flashback shows that Tyrell recorded an fsociety video the night he visited Elliot. One month later, Elliot has gone off the grid, living with his mother and maintaining a repetitive routine in an attempt to weaken the influence of Mr. Robot, who continually appears to him and torments him while still refusing to tell him what happened to Tyrell. fsociety continues under Darlene's leadership, hacking the smart home of E Corp general counsel Susan Jacobs and using it as home base after forcing Jacobs to move out. With Mobley's assistance, Darlene executes a hack on the Bank of E Corp, holding their records for ransom.

The episode is shown as a "mockumentary" as Nancy Grace investigates Hope's serial killer mother, Lucy Carlisle (Bijou Phillips), and what happened when Jimmy met Lucy years ago. The Chance family learns some shocking things about Lucy. Greyson Chance returns as teenage Jimmy.

Jenna takes Liz out after her breakup, and Jack has trouble negotiating with his nanny due to sleepless nights. Pete and Frank start a band.

Dwight pressures Jim to discuss a case after Jim returns from jury duty. Angela gives birth to her son.

House's green-card wife, Dominika, will return in order to prove to the proper authorities that she and House are actually married. This in turn will lead to a crash course in which both will learn a little something about love and marriage.

Bud Buckwald is furious when he learns that his daughter Becky is engaged to Ernesto Gonzalez's nephew J.C. He is soon delighted when an anti-immigration law is passed that leads to J.C.'s deportation.

The kids have a meeting with Frankie and Mike about their parenting techniques, and they are thrown for a loop, when their parents attempt to change.

When Peter decides to become a famous actor, he becomes Tom Tucker’s agent as his first step toward stardom. Meanwhile, Chris dates a girl who looks disturbingly like a member of the Griffin household.