Blue Bloods

This is a promotional commercial for the 2011-2012 CBS Fall lineup of television shows. (Lyrics) Wa oh oh oh oh oh woah Wa oh oh oh oh oh waaa-oh Stand up, hold on, let go, shout out Don't barf, free fall, begin right now Get lost, get loud, wake up, break out Don't stop 'till it feels like Wa oh oh oh oh oh woah Wa oh oh oh oh oh waaa-oh Life has been playing tricks on me lately and I feel like it's best not to take it seriously. (The Good Wife) When have I ever intentionally screwed things up? (The Mentalist) Whoa! (Rules of Engagement) The reason we live together is we're best friends. And I got your back Jack. (The Big Bang Theory) I'm the king of the world! Hey punk, you better run!(Mike & Molly) Yeah! (Rules of Engagement) Can you dig it! (How I Met Your Mother) I like it. Let's get this party started! Let's get our dilly on here! (The Late Show with David Letterman) We've got a challenge! (Survivor) It's a touchdown for the Jets. (NFL) Charl Schwartzel takes the Masters. (Golf) The Huskies are the top dog. (college basketball) You are part of a team. You are part of my team. (NCIS) I feel very lucky to have you all here. Family is what makes us strong. (Blue Bloods) I have never liked you more than this moment, right now. It's beautiful.(Hawaii Five-0) You're gonna play this one cool right? Yep. You and I have a very different meaning of what playing it cool means. (NCIS Los Angeles) High five. Not too hard. (The Big Bang Theory) I miss the old Belfor. Thank you for representing us the way you do. (Undercover Boss) You are the official winners of The Amazing Race! (The Amazing Race) When the mission was over, what's the first thing you did? I just said "we got him." (60 Minutes) Does it get any better than this? (How I Met Your Mother) And the Grammy goes to...(The Grammy Award Show) Still lovin' the Gaga, huh? I will always love the Gaga. (NCIS: Los Angeles) This guy was on the move. (Criminal Minds) I gotta tell you folks, you ain't seen nothing yet. (David Letterman) That's how I roll! (Mike & Molly) You just witnessed a beautiful thing. (The Mentalist) Explosive Brilliant Uplifting Amazing Timeless Awesome This Fall Light Up Your Night America's Most Watched Network Only CBS

Paramount+ Expedition | Call to Adventure On Paramount Mountain, a leader emerges... and she carries a talking map. Vámonos to the peak! Live Sports. Breaking News. A Mountain of Entertainment. Start streaming with Paramount+ March 4. Star Trek Discovery, Jersey Shore, Blue Bloods, DJ Khalid, Dora the Explorer Sir Patrick Stewart: On Paramount Mountain, a leader emerges. Dora the Explorer: Okay, according to my map, we can climb this together. Bill Cowher: Whoa whoa, hold on. Who made you the leader? Just cause you have a "talking map". I got a talking clipboard. Hey everybody, I'm a talking clipboard. Coach Cowher's the best. We should follow him. Woo hoo... Fine, let's follow the talking map. Dora: Vamonos! Snooki: Wait, so was the clipboard actually talking, or no? Paramount Mountain 16,950ft Paramount+ streaming March 4

Paramount+ Expedition | Sweet Victory | Super Bowl LV Spot First look at the Paramount+ Expedition "Sweet Victory", airing this Sunday, February 7, during Super Bowl LV on CBS. At the summit of Mount Paramount, a surprise greets our heroes as they celebrate sweet victory. Live Sports. Breaking News. A Mountain of Entertainment. Start streaming with Paramount+ March 4. Dora the Explorer, Survivor, Blue Bloods, Star Trek: Discovery, The Late Show with Stephen Colbert, S.W.A.T., Young Sheldon, Beavis and Butthead, The Late Late Show with James Corden, The Good Fight, CBS Evening News, CBS This Morning, Crank Yankers, Jersey Shore, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, RuPaul's Drag Race, SpongeBob Squarepants, Paw Patrol, The Daily Show with Trevor Noah Sir Patrick Stewart: And so our heroes reach the summit of Paramount Mountain where they are greeted by a very handsome man in a tuxedo. Tom Selleck / Frank Reagan: Patrick Stewart. Stewart: Yes. It was I who summoned you all here. Shemar Moore / Hondo: But why? Iain Armitage / Young Sheldon Cooper: Don't you see? This is a metaphor for how we're all streaming on Paramount Plus now. Stewart: Bingo, genius. James Corden: Sorry, we climbed all the way up this mountain for a metaphor? Christine Baranski / Diane Lockhart: Well, some of us did. Stewart: Well, it is elegant storytelling. Norah O'Donnell: It's a little complicated. Elmer Higgins: I lost an arm. Selleck: I lost a glove. Gale King: I'm going home. Stewart: You silly goose. You are home. We live here now. On Mount Paramount. Isn't it glorious? Nicole Elizabeth LaValle / Snooki: What are we suppose to do up here? Stewart: We dance. Stephen Colbert: Sure, let's make it weirder. SpongeBob Squarepants: Don't ever look back / On the wind closing in / The only attack / Were their wings on the wind DJ Khaled: Patrick Stewart, you crazy. Corden: This is... Trevor Noah: Wait, what's happening? Selleck: We're metaphors. We live here now. Noah: Oh. Colbert: Dance like a metaphor. How hard is that? Come on. Frolic. Butthead: Uhhh. Stewart: Isn't this delightful? And so they lived happily ever after on this mountain of entertainment which is also a streaming service. (Lyrics) Don't ever look back On the wind closing in The only attack Were their wings on the wind Oh the daydream begins And it's sweet, sweet, sweet victory, yeah! And it's ours for the taking It's ours for the fight In the sweet, sweet, sweet victory, yeah! Paramount Mountain - 29,150 ft. Do not touch Paramount+ streaming March 4

When Peter overloads his phone with apps, he gets a new one and gives the old one to Chris, with disastrous consequences. Meanwhile, Brian and Stewie join a tennis club.

Dave's father, "Big" Dave (Michael McKean), comes to town to introduce his new girlfriend, who shockingly happens to be Penny's mother, Dana (Megan Mullally). Penny couldn't be more thrilled that her thrice divorced mother has a new man in her life, but Dave on the other hand reacts childishly to the news. Meanwhile Alex, who is feeling lonely at the shop, decides to adopt an adorable parrot that turns out to be not so charming, spewing nonstop racist and homophobic rhetoric. And Alex enlists Brad and Max's help, as she is convinced the Chinese restaurant next door is a front for a brothel.