Teletubbies

After Peter injures the Happy-Go-Lucky Toy Factory's new employee Guillermo during softball practice, he is forced by Mr. Weed to find a replacement for the upcoming softball game. Meanwhile, Lois meets the Griffin family's new neighbors, the Swansons. Peter is initially annoyed by Joe Swanson and has no interest in becoming his friend, but convinces Joe to play for the softball team once Lois mentions that he played baseball in college. Next morning at the game, Peter is surprised to learn that Joe is wheelchair-bound. Joe's experience helps the team win. Peter becomes jealous of Joe and tries to become a hero by stopping a robbery; he ends up as a hostage until Joe convinces the robbers to surrender. Peter is disappointed, but his family tells him that he is their hero.

Hazel schemes to appear on TGS; Jack disapproves of Tracy's latest movie.

Unhappy about Eddie and Kevin's friendship, Jackie asks Eddie to stop spending time with Kevin. A pharmaceutical company rep provides Jackie with drugs.

As O'Reilly continues to fix the fights so his brother wins, William Cudney, who has unknowingly been helping him, learns the truth about O'Reilly's actions and when he decides to go to the authorities, O'Reilly hires Kosygin to save him, as O'Reilly puts it. Cyril defeats Pancamo with O'Reilly's help, Stanislofsky is worried about Kosygin's presence so he confesses to Pancamo that it was he who spiked his spritzer with heroine, Kosygin tries to get at Stanislofsky but this ends him up in Solitary for life. As Alvarez prepares to meet Rivera, he sees the deeds of his actions and is crushed. Nappa's new cellmate, Nat Ginzburg, decides to help out in writing his memoirs, Pancamo gets word of this and tries to stop him. Adebisi reveals to Wangler that he has a plan to break McManus and get one of his own kind to run Em City. Hughes thinks about trying for the SORT team while Mukada discovers who killed his father. Beecher, who feels guilty for Andrew's death goes to Said for forgiveness. Khan does not support this and takes leadership of the Muslims.

Homer becomes a local celebrity after bowling a 300 game, but his fame quickly fades as "yesterday's news". After a botched suicide attempt foiled by Otto, Homer decides to spend time with Maggie after seeing Ron Howard spend time with his children. When Homer tries to teach Maggie swimming, he fails due to her mistrust of him, and has to pulled out the beach by Maggie. Eventually, Homer brings Maggie to a bowling game, where she bowls a perfect game.

Liz encounters the man of her dreams while dealing with the weddings of Cerie, Floyd, and Grizz. Jack is forced to choose between Avery and Nancy. Another woman comes between Jenna and her boyfriend. Kenneth fears receiving a promotion that would move him to Los Angeles.

Homer gets in trouble with PBS after confessing he doesn't have $10,000 to give them for their pledge drive--and ends up a missionary on a South Pacific island.

Nate gets a shocking surprise from Lisa; Keith checks up on Karla; Nikolai continues to recuperate at the Fisher's. Claire is asked to help Billy with a project.