Battlestar Galactica

Roger becomes Steve's legal guardian, but gets overzealous in the parenting department. Meanwhile, Stan and Francine are disappointed in their vacation at the biggest water park.

Jan, Michael, Dwight, Jim, and Karen attend a cocktail party hosted by Dunder-Mifflin's CFO David Wallace. Jan and Michael choose to make their relationship public at this event. With the branch managers away, the remainder of the office goes to happy hour at Poor Richard's. While there, Creed is greeted warmly by a group of teenagers to whom he sold fake IDs. Pam reminds Roy that, as her boyfriend, he needs to attend as well. Roy brings his brother, who "took a bath" selling their jet skis. At the party, Karen plays a joke on Jim by identifying many people at the party as former boyfriends, Dwight takes it upon himself to give the house a thorough inspection, and Michael's public displays of affection make Jan uncomfortable. Towards the end of the evening, the CFO invites Jim to shoot hoops (play basketball) in the backyard where they witness Dwight kicking the chimney. As Michael and Jan drive home together, they have an awkward argument regarding their future together. As they argue, Dwight pops up in the backseat and tells them, "Don't break up, you guys." At Poor Richard's, Pam tells Roy she wants a fresh start in their relationship and tells him about the "Casino Night" kiss. Roy reacts violently, and, along with his brother, begins destroying the bar. Pam calls off their relationship. After Roy's brother uses the jet ski money to pay off the bar for damages, Roy angrily mutters, "I am gonna kill Jim Halpert."

In the episode, the company tech support employee gives Michael the ability to read his employees' e-mails, causing him to find out that Jim is throwing a party that Michael was not invited to. Meanwhile, Pam begins to suspect that Dwight and Angela might secretly be having a relationship.

Peter makes his friends throw him a roast, but when he feels humiliated by the jokes, he decides to find new friends. He makes friends with a group of gossiping women, who offend Lois behind her back.

The episode begins with Buck revealing he is a Vietnam War vet. Tara and Charmaine's parents pay a visit in order to celebrate the latter's birthday. However, they have a secret plan to get Kate and Marshall to live with them for a while, which Max rejects. He is determined to prevent Tara from slipping away this evening as her alters, especially Buck and T, will crash the party. The mood at the party is somewhat sullen, with Charmaine acting brattish. Kate leaves and goes to her boss's (Gene) apartment, where she begins a relationship with him. Tara's parents come out with the idea of taking the kids. Max, Tara, and Marshall are appalled. All the fuss pushes Charmaine to lose it, claiming that everyone has always paid more attention to Tara than her; then she flashes her lopsided boobs to everyone in the room. Although Tara seems to be fine right after the incident, Max wakes up in the middle of the night to find her urinating on her father