Two and a Half Men

This is a promotional commercial for the 2011-2012 CBS Fall lineup of television shows. (Lyrics) Wa oh oh oh oh oh woah Wa oh oh oh oh oh waaa-oh Stand up, hold on, let go, shout out Don't barf, free fall, begin right now Get lost, get loud, wake up, break out Don't stop 'till it feels like Wa oh oh oh oh oh woah Wa oh oh oh oh oh waaa-oh Life has been playing tricks on me lately and I feel like it's best not to take it seriously. (The Good Wife) When have I ever intentionally screwed things up? (The Mentalist) Whoa! (Rules of Engagement) The reason we live together is we're best friends. And I got your back Jack. (The Big Bang Theory) I'm the king of the world! Hey punk, you better run!(Mike & Molly) Yeah! (Rules of Engagement) Can you dig it! (How I Met Your Mother) I like it. Let's get this party started! Let's get our dilly on here! (The Late Show with David Letterman) We've got a challenge! (Survivor) It's a touchdown for the Jets. (NFL) Charl Schwartzel takes the Masters. (Golf) The Huskies are the top dog. (college basketball) You are part of a team. You are part of my team. (NCIS) I feel very lucky to have you all here. Family is what makes us strong. (Blue Bloods) I have never liked you more than this moment, right now. It's beautiful.(Hawaii Five-0) You're gonna play this one cool right? Yep. You and I have a very different meaning of what playing it cool means. (NCIS Los Angeles) High five. Not too hard. (The Big Bang Theory) I miss the old Belfor. Thank you for representing us the way you do. (Undercover Boss) You are the official winners of The Amazing Race! (The Amazing Race) When the mission was over, what's the first thing you did? I just said "we got him." (60 Minutes) Does it get any better than this? (How I Met Your Mother) And the Grammy goes to...(The Grammy Award Show) Still lovin' the Gaga, huh? I will always love the Gaga. (NCIS: Los Angeles) This guy was on the move. (Criminal Minds) I gotta tell you folks, you ain't seen nothing yet. (David Letterman) That's how I roll! (Mike & Molly) You just witnessed a beautiful thing. (The Mentalist) Explosive Brilliant Uplifting Amazing Timeless Awesome This Fall Light Up Your Night America's Most Watched Network Only CBS

This commercial is for the 2013 Fall lineup for the CBS network. "CBS Fall 2013 "Hello to New Shows" Commercial" Penny? Good buddy, Leonard? Hey, good buddy. (Lyrics) Hello, hello, hello, hello, Hello, hello, hello, hello. I don't wanna be alone tonight I'll be rocking with you, rocking with you We're burning brighter than the sun tonight When I'm rocking with you, rocking with you Say hello This Fall Say Hello To Laughs To Clues To Love To Charm Say Hello To New Shows Hostages We Are Men The Crazy Ones The Millers Mom America's Most Watched Network

Mayor West is brought on trial for murder, leaving Brian to try and clear his name.

Nate's funeral divides the family; David deals with being left in charge of the family business, Keith makes an embarrassing discovery on the job; Brenda is challenged by Nate, and makes a painful decision about what to do with Maya; Maggie gets a door shut in her face.

The Simpson family agrees to go to a rib restaurant, and after arriving, they discover Sideshow Bob attempts to murder the entire family. When Bob is captured by the police, he is put on trial, where Bart throws away his vial of medicine, inadvertently killing him. Bob's brother Cecil invites Bart to pay his last respects to Sideshow Bob. Although Bart doesn't know it, it turns out to be an elaborate plot devised by Bob's entire family to murder Bart instead.

Due Date is about; Peter Highman, a high-strung, expectant father, and Ethan Tremblay, an aspiring actor. The two men are on a cross-country road trip to get Peter home to see the birth of his child.