- Date: February 4, 2021
- Type: Television Commercial
This Television Commercial refers to Crank Yankers
Paramount+ Expedition | Sweet Victory | Super Bowl LV Spot
First look at the Paramount+ Expedition "Sweet Victory", airing this Sunday, February 7, during Super Bowl LV on CBS. At the summit of Mount Paramount, a surprise greets our heroes as they celebrate sweet victory.
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Dora the Explorer, Survivor, Blue Bloods, Star Trek: Discovery, The Late Show with Stephen Colbert, S.W.A.T., Young Sheldon, Beavis and Butthead, The Late Late Show with James Corden, The Good Fight, CBS Evening News, CBS This Morning, Crank Yankers, Jersey Shore, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, RuPaul's Drag Race, SpongeBob Squarepants, Paw Patrol, The Daily Show with Trevor Noah
Sir Patrick Stewart: And so our heroes reach the summit of Paramount Mountain where they are greeted by a very handsome man in a tuxedo.
Tom Selleck / Frank Reagan: Patrick Stewart.
Stewart: Yes. It was I who summoned you all here.
Shemar Moore / Hondo: But why?
Iain Armitage / Young Sheldon Cooper: Don't you see? This is a metaphor for how we're all streaming on Paramount Plus now.
Stewart: Bingo, genius.
James Corden: Sorry, we climbed all the way up this mountain for a metaphor?
Christine Baranski / Diane Lockhart: Well, some of us did.
Stewart: Well, it is elegant storytelling.
Norah O'Donnell: It's a little complicated.
Elmer Higgins: I lost an arm.
Selleck: I lost a glove.
Gale King: I'm going home.
Stewart: You silly goose. You are home. We live here now. On Mount Paramount. Isn't it glorious?
Nicole Elizabeth LaValle / Snooki: What are we suppose to do up here?
Stewart: We dance.
Stephen Colbert: Sure, let's make it weirder.
SpongeBob Squarepants: Don't ever look back / On the wind closing in / The only attack / Were their wings on the wind
DJ Khaled: Patrick Stewart, you crazy.
Corden: This is...
Trevor Noah: Wait, what's happening?
Selleck: We're metaphors. We live here now.
Colbert: Dance like a metaphor. How hard is that? Come on. Frolic.
Stewart: Isn't this delightful? And so they lived happily ever after on this mountain of entertainment which is also a streaming service.
Don't ever look back
On the wind closing in
The only attack
Were their wings on the wind
Oh the daydream begins
And it's sweet, sweet, sweet victory, yeah!
And it's ours for the taking
It's ours for the fight
In the sweet, sweet, sweet victory, yeah!
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